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Damn. Those rims are fine on those stationary bikes. Cool thing is if you stop working, it still looks like your pumpin’ because the rims keep spinning. Awesome if you’re trying to impress someone across the room. They can’t really tell because of the angle that you’re not pedaling, but they can see the glint of the rims spinning, so they think you’ve been goin’ hard for 45 minutes straight, when really you smoked and drank way too much last night and felt nauseous after 3 minutes.

Read more on Spinners T Shirt from Rizzo Tees…

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This would be as good a ticket as any. Maybe better. These two probably wouldn’t worry as much about keeping the status quo and blowing Super Pacs and kowtowing to the evil financial industry elite. They have money. They don’t to worry about jumping through the revolving door from corporate politician to corporate board room.

Read more on Sheen Lohan 2012 from Rizzo Tees…

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In case that image is too small for you to read the copy on this shirt here’s a transcript I spent the last 45 minutes typing out. Criteria for the proper tactical usage of the phrase “oh snap.” A flowchart. Did someone get told? Yes — Oh snap. No — Tell them.

Read more on Oh Snap Flowchart T Shirt from Rizzo Tees…

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Tigers are killing machines but sometimes the little guys can get to you. Especially if they can fly and are as fast as lightning. Furthermore, that thing is perched on his nose, when probably 25 seconds ago he was relaxing in a pile of elephant dung. So, the tickle and the smell are putting this poor tiger out of sorts.

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Only hardcore coffee drinkers really understand what this I’m Java Whipped T Shirt really means. Basically, once you hit a certain point of caffeine consumption, you have to sort of organize your life around the cuppa joes. Let’s see. Start at 7:30. That’ll get me to 10:30…maybe, unless I stayed up way too late to watch the Nuggets destroy the Lakers. Then after lunch I’ll need a little pick me up, because eating makes me sleepy. And what about the 2:30 doldrums.

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I really go for big animals blowing pink bubble gum bubbles. There’s a bull blowing a bubble in another Threadless shirt that I think is just spectacular. But, this Jumbo Bubble Gum T Shirt is also very fine, and you should probably get it if you’re a full on bubble gum fan. I guess it would help if you like elephants too, but I’m not sure that’s totally necessary.

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I love the lo fi design right here. Some yellow buildings and a yellow super hero and yellow distressed looking lettering. It’s a perfect complement to the messaging. Basically, Wicky Tees was touched by the hand of the late night God, who knows exactly what you need to wear to the bar to make friends and most likely score if you’re in the mood.

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Here’s a little different take on the hopeful song from the musical Annie. She’s having a rough time of it, so she’s sings about tomorrow, tomorrow is just a day a away, in order to perservere. This too shall pass type of stuff. However, the flip side of bearing up under it and making it through is that tomorrow you’re a day older and one step closer to the grave.

Read more on A Softer World — Tomorrow is Just a Day Away T Shirt from Topatoco…

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Nice design by Philip Tseng. Bear’s hanging out on the outskirts of the woods because he knows that’s where the most food traffic is coming from. He’s down to the bottom of his last pot of honey, and he’s resorted to begging. Well, theoretically it’s not begging if you’re offering a service for barter. And, this bear is offering a hug–who could offer better hugs than a bear–in exchange for food.

Read more on Bearly Getting By Will Hug For Food T Shirt from New Standard…

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Very clever shirt this one. Have you ever been to the Arch over there on the Mississippi River on the border of Missouri and Illinois. Actually, not the easiest place to play croquet because you are on the water. You normally think of golf as having water features — no wait that’s a landscaping term — golf has water hazards, and I would say if we’re going to follow the wonderful logic on this St. Louis Home of Giant Croquet T Shirt, then you have to say that croquet has water hazards as well. Makes for an interesting game.

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This Hello Kitty Darth Vader T shirt almost has a graffiti street art vibe to it. Love the mashup with Hello Kitty morphing into the dark lord Darth Vader. I don’t know if I should cry, laugh, or run for my life. Can you imagine this on a pink vinyl backpack or a pink vinyl wallet or a pink vinyl pair of skin-tight pants?

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What the…This Too Much Rock for One Hand is a local shop and I’m just now discovering them? Guess maybe I should leave my mother’s basement more often and meet some people. Build up my network. Of course, that’s a scary proposition, especially when you have power rock crews like these folks roaming the Milwaukee streets.

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