Drug T Shirts: Yay for drugs!

Drug T Shirts: Caffeine, marijuana, and the nasty stuff are featured on these mind-altering tees.


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Nice little play on one of the top shows on television, The Walking Dead. Don’t you feel like a zombie when you wake up in the morning before you have that first cup of coffee, and that little tiny bump of speed. You got nothin’ before that. Who wants to even find out what life would be like without the little drugs that get us going. Boring!!! And slow. And like you’re dead and stuff.

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Sometimes you need the jolt of caffeine to get your mind crankin’. Sometimes you need to loosen the tongue and release the inhibitions. I do it a little different than most. To work up the courage I chug my Fair Trade Costa Rican and then jump up on the girl I’ve zeroed in on and overwhelm her with manic, spastic ENERGY. Then when it’s time to really sell the client on the upgrade, boy, I take a coupla three shots of grain alcohol.

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I’m surprised at this shirt. Very few people know the story about the origin of The Beatles song. But, apparently, whoever conceived of this shirt heard about it. You see I was there when Ringo was jumping on a trampoline. Paul and John wouldn’t go near. Ringo was getting sad because nobody would jump with him. Then, George came out (he was busy applying a treatment to his peeling foot skin), and immediately started jumping with Ringo. They were flying so high. Ringo kept saying “my friend” and bouncing George.

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Blake not quite clear on the concept of drug testing at work. The drug tester is not messing around and he makes that clear, especially when he calls Blake Strawberry Shortcake. It starts to dawn on Blake that this particular type of drug testing may not be so awesome.

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Bilbo Baggins grew the weed in the shire and the authorities didn’t care, because they just let dudes due what they want, if they’re not infringing on the rights of others. Now, that’s a nice world to live in. Ah…the shire.

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Meth Bee T Shirt

by on January 30, 2013


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This is the logo on the barrels of methylamine in the television program Breaking Bad. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? If you ask me that bee with the kanji character and the ominous tracking number is just an incredibly sweet design all by itself. But, when you add the weight of the best show on TV, well, this tee becomes undeniable.

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Another common joke. This comes out of the stoner culture and takes a page from the 5 PM drinking rule. You hear people often say it’s 5 o’clock somewhere drink up. The pot smokers are clever and use 4:20 as the time, ‘cuz you know that’s the police code for possession of marijuana. Get it?

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You know you’ve thought about it before. You’re standing in line at Starbucks, trying to remember how to pronounce the douche word for medium. Or you’re wondering why you always have to make the coffee in the work breakroom, even though there’s 26 other employees on that floor, 92% of whom drink that coffee. You can’t really function without the caffeine.

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Keep On Tolkien T Shirt

by on December 31, 2012


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Gandalf liked smoking that pipe, and I’m sure J.R.R. fancied himself just like the white wizard, while smoking a pipe as well. White wizard of the written word more like. Someone kept of Tolkien when they decided to make The Hobbit a three-movie bonanza with each installment about 206 minutes long. That’s goin’ real deep Peter Jackson.

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If you suffer from dull Xmas parties with family, this is bound to spice things up, especially if they’re 4 square with the war on drugs and/or the gospel. Or they may not notice and start whispering among themselves that you’ve turned it around a bit and become a bit festive. Either way, I think this one is a winner.

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Coffee Time T Shirt

by on December 10, 2012

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This is truly an odd one. Weird muted tones. Goofy smiles on the coffees. The stirrer is a creepy green. They’re fist bumping. There’s spillage. And, really, how often do you see a ceramic mug and a to go cup in the same room. Never, I think. Weird. Weird. Weird. I guess if you drink one at Denny’s before work, then get a Starbucks on the way to work the two liquids have a chance of meeting in your gut. Perhaps this is metaphorical.

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And the punchline…dude, we totally forgot. Because for real POWs and MIAs the phrase is never forget. But, if there are POWs and MIAs in the War on Drugs, the army you’re rolling with is a bunch of meth heads and stoners, and they totally forget stuff. While both destructive, the wars have very different vibes.

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