Tshirt Hell

Tshirt Hell is probably the most blatantly offensive tee site on the Net, but you can tell there’s a brain behind all the bustle. Sometimes the designs miss the mark and are just in poor taste, but sometimes they push it just enough to be dangerously hilarious.

i love jesus and french fries t shirt I Love Jesus and French Fries T Shirt

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It’s good to be well rounded and to let people know you are, so you can be a light and an encouragement for them to do the same. Cultivating your spirituality and eating great french fries is pretty much the smartest path to a fulfilling life. I mean a lot of it depends on the quality of the ketchup you use, but that can be managed fairly easily.

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i like capping fools t shirt I Like Capping FOOLS T Shirt

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Capping is slang for shooting dead. Fools is slang for anybody that you don’t agree with or have a beef with. Capping fools is shooting people you have issues with. You know…the very mature and evolved way of handling business. Capping FOOLS is a pun and wordplay and all kinds of goofiness, which pokes a little fun at the thug life. And I like it, but don’t the gangbangers that.

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adam and evel knievel t shirt Adam and Evel Knievel T Shirt

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This is so absurd, I almost having nothing to say about it. Based on the very thin humor premise of Adam and Eve(l), this design just removes the first woman out of the equation and drops Adam and his fig leaf on a bike with Evel. Pretty amazing stunt, because number one, it’s probably not easy to book Adam for such a gig. He’s a pretty popular guy. Two, most likely they’re trying to go for distance, like jump over the Garden of Eden, and that cannot be easy with two full-grown men.

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Homey T Shirt

by on April 7, 2013

homey t shirt Homey T Shirt

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Homey really took the word to heart, and stayed home at all times to cook and clean. Still has quite a bit of style, ‘cuz you gotta look good when the wifey with the 6-figure corporate gig gets home. And, make sure dinner is on the table right at 6:35 or else. At least it looks like this guy doesn’t have to deal with a kid. That would be really rough. You can get the cooking and cleaning done in like 2 and a half hours total every day, so the rest of your time you’re free to do whatever you want. This is not the case when you have kid(s).

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there is no cod t shirt There is No Cod T Shirt

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Is this after the last living cod shoots himself in the head, or is that a different species of fish, and he’s super sad about the lack of fish diversity in the ocean. Maybe they just know what’s coming when all the wonderous species die out. The whole thing goes to hell, so why not end it before it gets totally ugly.

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mobidly american t shirt Morbidly American T Shirt

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This is awesome. Poking a little fun at ourselves as Americans. We’re getting really, really fat. Of course, it seems like there’s another large percentage of folks that are paying a lot of attention to being healthy, specifically 30-, 40-, and even 50- something mothers. They’re doing that Pilates and kickboxing, getting those toned butts and arms, and really keeping the median fat index at tolerable levels.

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276518 Dad T Shirt

by on March 1, 2013

276518 dad t shirt 276518 Dad T Shirt

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This one is supposed to be funny, because you normally see World’s #1 Dad on shirts, but this one has #276,518. As a father, I have to tell you, if I got this shirt from one of my kids, I’d be super happy, because how many dads are out there in the world? 3 billion? 7 billion? At 276,518 were talking upper 1% of the best dads in the world. I’ll take that! That’s not bad at all.

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im part of the problem t shirt Im Part of the Problem T Shirt

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It’s really pretty refreshing to have a shirt that honestly states something like this, because in reality it’s true. We are all part of the problem. We all have our issues and foibles. Our weaknesses hurt people. There are fears and insecurity. It’s just part of the deal of being human. Best thing you can do is understand and admit it, and then do your best to contribute to a solution.

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dressed for failure t shirt Dressed For Failure T Shirt

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Well, Tshirt Hell is really being transparent here. If you wear this t-shirt, you are just the opposite of dressed for success. If you pull out your wallet and spend your hard-earned money on this design, you will increase your chances of failure in life by 86%. By some fluke, you might buck the odds and still succeed even with this shirt, but that’s not likely.

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i ruined it for everyone t shirt I Ruined It For Everyone T Shirt

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You’ll ruin it for everyone if you cause a scene right here. You’ll ruin it for everyone if you piss in the punch bowl. You’ll ruin it for everyone if you fart incessantly watching Argo at the theater.

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Insecurity T Shirt

by on March 1, 2013

insecurity t shirt Insecurity T Shirt

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This is a beautiful design. Wear it to a club or an event. People will come up to you all flustered and ask you to take care of the super drunk dude lifting up his shirt and asking people to lick his nipples. But, you, instead of confidently walking over there and talking care of the situation, tell the person that you really don’t think you can help. The person starts to be incredulous, because you’re paid for this, but then they look at your shirt again and notice it says Insecurity.

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Cover Me T Shirt

by on January 31, 2013

cover me t shirt Cover Me T Shirt

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Not quite what you think of when cops are working together in a shoot out to catch the bad guy. However, maybe this cop has the flu and has the chills all of a sudden. It would be perfectly reasonable to expect that your cop partner would indeed cover you in a blanket. Or it could be a miscommunication. Cop is going to jump from the bed to get a better angle and wants some cover, but his stupid partner sees the blanket and decides to put that on his partner instead.

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