Sheen Lohan 2012 from Rizzo Tees

by on May 13, 2012

This would be as good a ticket as any. Maybe better. These two probably wouldn’t worry as much about keeping the status quo and blowing Super Pacs and kowtowing to the evil financial industry elite. They have money. They don’t to worry about jumping through the revolving door from corporate politician to corporate board room.

It would be great to throw Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan into the oval office just to see how much of a fallacy judging politicians by their personal lives is. Sheen and Lohan would do more drugs and alcohol than any other POTUS and VP in history, but would probably make more effective decisions, because of the personal bonds developed during those long nights of partying with staffers.

Their would be a true dialogue without all of the “politics.” They could solve problems just like they solve issues that pop up when they’re on benders, such as I just wet myself, how do I get out of these pants before people start smelling the ammonia on me.

This why I suggest you get this Sheen Lohan 2012 T Shirt by Rizzo Tees.

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Margaret May 14, 2012 at 10:13 pm

I resent the idea that judging politicians by their personal lives is a fallacy. Th more we know abour them the better. think of Anthony weener-would you want him sexting your daughter? Maybe i’m on the wring kind of internet sight here, this young girl in a tshirt is offensively degrading–but I must speak my mind. Our country is free! I want to know what these politicians are up to–it effects my vote and my liberty.

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Booker Addison May 14, 2012 at 10:24 pm

@margaret – you’re absolutely right. I was just being sensationalistic before in order to pull in the readership. Dirty and inauthentic I know, but 14 pageviews is a Tshirt Groove world record. Huzzah!

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