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These days we are constantly faced with Zombie infestations. Zombies chase you and if they catch you, they may eat your brains. So unless you can put some pea shooters or an exploding mushroom in their way before they reach me or you, I would sacrifice you by tripping you. There is one way you could make it out alive though. You could cover yourself in Eucalyptus scented hand lotion and sing Our House from the 80′s Ska band from London, Madness. You didn’t think I would leave you hangin’ did ya?
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This isn’t as bad as it looks. It’s just a the crew and passengers of an overnight, cross-continental flight with a bit of turbulence. Get it? Red-eye flight. Ha Ha. Actually, it is as bad as it looks. Those that didn’t sleep on the plane are super grumpy and will probably bite your face off if you cross them.
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Zombie news anchors wanting you to watch TV for 6 hours for the rest of your life. Will you obey? You may have no choice. They’re after your brains in an entirely different way, but with the same outcome. Walking around with a stilted gait. Moaning. All the life drained out of you. That’s what happens when you watch TV…unless it’s Arrested Development or Breaking Bad or South Park.
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At the time of posting, this tee is on sale for 50% off and out of print, so once they’re gone….THEY’RE GONE! Nice wordplay accompanied by a beautifully ugly design, if that makes any sense. When you think of moldy, green bread rising from the underworld, you don’t often think eye-pleasing design, but this shirt pulls it off.
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What a quaint little wagon. Ernie…take a picture of me on that wagon. I want it as a keepsake. I’m so happy we came down south to vacation this winter. Oh my, Ernie, this is a very big gun on this quaint little wagon. What do you suppose that’s for? And, Ernie, why is that crowd of people headed our way? And, finally, dear, why are they all walking like they have really bad gout?
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Never seen the show, but I’m guessing that if you’re a fan, you recognize a lot of these zombie faces. Or maybe in aggregate you recognize the overall vibe of the show as it emanates from this shirt design. I just can’t seem to get into the zombies, but I understand why people do. It’s some apocalyptic fantasy where just like the sheriff in this show, you have a fighting chance.
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This is a funny design, and what makes it great is the word shamble. It’s not a zombie run, or zombie walk. It’s a zombie shamble, and that’s awesome. The bones sticking out always kind of gross me out, but this particular character seems to be alright. After all, he is calling this a race in his own special slurred speech way.
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This one looks like a Turkish Rat zombie. I like the blue ink, the wispy mustache, the horns, and the crescent moon. Very appealing design. I wouldn’t want to mess with that thing. Probably memorized the Art of War while awaiting post-mortem marching orders. Ain’t nothin’ to mess with.
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