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Never really did understand the appeal of decaf coffee and Non-alcoholic beer. What’s the point? Those aren’t the best beverage flavors in the world, so why waste your time if you’re not catching a buzz. It’s good to let people know where you stand on the decaffeinated coffee debate, so get this and let the world know.
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This design definitely makes me laugh. The pockets, the badge, the perfect tie and clip, and the tool belt…that’s funny looking. I’m afraid I don’t even know exactly what Officer Friendly is. There’s a Youtube post about The Walking Dead’s Rick Grimes, calling him officer friendly. There seems to be a band named Officer Friendly.
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I can’t seem to feature enough of these May 4th tees…the official holiday of Star Wars. I guess as a director you know you did something special if there is a cleverly named holiday based on your sci-fi movie saga. Not bad George Lucas. Not bad. Wait, how much did he sell the empire to Disney for? Must have been a couple bucks at least.
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That’s a big jackalope. Never seen one that big, but I guess that’s what happens when you’re in Texas. The cowboys figured out they could ride them. Why not, they’re big and fast. A couple dudes got real hurt the first few times they tried, but them gentling a jackalope became almost a science. The wisdom passed down through the oral tradition.
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Very simple messaging here. Yes, the stock market is at an all-time high, but everybody on the street level knows shit is getting worse by the day. This ain’t no recession any more, it’s a depression, and it’s going to get worse before it gets better. So, when the stock market sky rockets like that you know EVERYTHING is gamed. Still, don’t panic. Keep it cool, and do what you gotta do to survive. Better days are sure to come, especially if you order this shirt. You’ll be wearing this orange and blue beauty in no time, which will improve your life 31% is 12 days or less.
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This is a very handy thing to have on a t-shirt. Say, you’re out on the town, and you want to make some romantic moves. Check out the tee and see where the moon is that evening. Is it going to be picturesque, creating the perfect ambiance for love making. What about if you want to take a dip in the ocean. Knowing the phases of the moon will help you know what’s up with the tides. You don’t want to drown do you? There are tons of other awesome benefits to owning this shirt, which I don’t have time to list right here. But, trust me, this design is PACKED with value.
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You love Futurama. I pretend that I love Futurama. You love this shirt. I highlight this shirt for Futurama-lovers in hopes to sell a metric ton of them and retire to a peaceful island life near Fiji. Win WIN. Yes, I get the all-caps win because I’m in paradise, but you’re not doing so bad with a great t-shirt referencing one of your top 10 shows.
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Now that’s a sophisticated and fun-loving family. The absolute best kind. Yeah, they have a ton of money, but they have a boatload of fun with it. They share good times with others. And, they are not snooty. They take themselves too seriously. What a family! They have a unicorn in their crest for godssake.
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It’s a straight up zodiac wheel, which I appreciate as a t-shirt design, because it looks great. I love all the names, drawings, and symbols and the face of the sun…all neatly arranged in a circle. I don’t necessarily believe in any of the astrology stuff so it might be difficult for more to wear this tee in public, especially if it encourages people to ask me questions about it (I have no idea).
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So, Pavlov’s experiment was ringing a bell for a dog before he feed him, so that he could condition a response in the dog. It worked. Every time he rang the bell the dog would start salivating because he knew dinner was coming. This had human applications but I really don’t know what I’m talking about so I’m going to leave it at that.
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There it is. A great St. Patty’s Day shirt. You have seen this one before. It’s several layers deep of delicious humor. Dublin is in Ireland. The Irish = St. Paddy’s Day. There are two pint glasses of beer. That’s double fisting. And when you do enough rounds like that you start to get that double vision.
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