Science T Shirts

Science T Shirts: the periodic table of elements is featured often here, along with other science stuff I don’t understand combined with a smidge of lascivious humor.

design martian Martian Skull T Shirt

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Wow. I just read the story on this Martian Skull tee, and if true, it’s quite amazing. In 1982 a team of archeologists found this skull in a newly discovered temple. On their way to Bagdad, the team had a “road accident” and somehow the artifact ended up under the watchful eye of the US Air Force in an undisclosed Ohio location.

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albert einstein t shirt Albert Einstein T Shirt

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Now this is a tribute shirt I can get behind. Albert Einstein. Wise man. Brilliant scientist. And, of course, the hair. Rarely do you get an Einstein tee without ridiculous words or him sticking his tongue out, or him writing nonsense on a chalkboard. This is just straight up love for the man and his beautiful contribution to society…the work on the development of the a-bomb not withstanding.

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Free Hugs H2O T Shirt

by on March 25, 2013

free hugs h2o t shirt Free Hugs H2O T Shirt

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That’s one way to explain science. Break it down in terms of loving relationships. And then the little oxygen atoms hug the hydrogen atom and the resulting love molecule is water. Yay! Of course, I don’t ever get hugged, and I’m terrible at relationships, so this makes less sense to me than the straight science text book.

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moon phases chart t shirt Moon Phases Chart T Shirt

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This is a very handy thing to have on a t-shirt. Say, you’re out on the town, and you want to make some romantic moves. Check out the tee and see where the moon is that evening. Is it going to be picturesque, creating the perfect ambiance for love making. What about if you want to take a dip in the ocean. Knowing the phases of the moon will help you know what’s up with the tides. You don’t want to drown do you? There are tons of other awesome benefits to owning this shirt, which I don’t have time to list right here. But, trust me, this design is PACKED with value.

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Meteor T Shirt

by on March 18, 2013

meteor t shirt1 Meteor T Shirt

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That meteor has a one-way ticket to Earth hanging out of his back pack. He looks like a nerdy little dude, but he’s actually the size of Pluto, and, in fact, may have enough mass to break through the Earth’s atmosphere and cause massive damage. Like mass hysteria, end of times type stuff.

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pavlovs dog t shirt Pavlovs Dog and Dinner Bell T Shirt

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So, Pavlov’s experiment was ringing a bell for a dog before he feed him, so that he could condition a response in the dog. It worked. Every time he rang the bell the dog would start salivating because he knew dinner was coming. This had human applications but I really don’t know what I’m talking about so I’m going to leave it at that.

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teslas laboratory t shirt Teslas Laboratory T Shirt

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Tesla getting a lot of love in the t-shirt world these days, as well he should. He was a BAD ASS. This one gives the man a little lighter spirit, if not eviler demeanor. Of course, it sounds, from his biography, that he was pretty hardcore into his work and his lab, and not much else. Some ladies made movies and he rebuffed them with the look you see on shirt.

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your basic wormhole t shirt Your Basic Wormhole T Shirt

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I’ve always wanted the wormhole mapped out in an easy to understand graphic on a t-shirt, so I could study it instead of looking at my navel or looking at Words with Friends while I’m driving. Basically, if I get this one in time it will save my life. And it will probably save yours as well, so go ahead and get it right now, before you slip into another Breakfast Club trivia Internet wormhole for five hours.

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microscope anatomy 101 t shirt Microscope Anatomy 101 T Shirt

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Sometimes you need to wear super nerd t-shirts. This one is really geeky with the parts of a microscope written out for all to see. I’m guessing you scientists that spend most of your life staring into these things, probably love this design. It kind of lets people know about what you do in a fun way, instead actually having to say molecular blah blah blah.

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never trust an atom t shirt Never Trust An Atom They Make Up Everything T Shirt

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You gotta dig the science humor right here. Of course, the atom is the basis of all matter, so it’s perfectly scientifically appropriate to say that an atom makes up everything. Get it. Can’t trust it either, because what in this crazy life can you trust. Just about nothing, except for your dog, and that’s the one thing on Earth not made up of atoms.

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nikola tesla portrait t shirt Portrait of Nikola Tesla T Shirt

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This is a geometric portrait of Nikola Tesla, who was a bad ass scientist, who figured out how to generate electrical power from the Earth for free. I might have just made that up, but he was basically a scientific prophet and the powers that be kept him down, because he was threatening to destroy their profit centers with his discoveries.

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I Love Sci-Fi T Shirt

by on February 21, 2013

i love sci fi t shirt I Love Sci Fi T Shirt

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Wait…isn’t it Scy Fy? What’s this early 2000s Sci-Fi business? Do the kids even know what that means? Don’t get me wrong. I hate the Scy Fy spelling. It makes no sense to me, but maybe that’s because I’m 68 years old.

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