Political T Shirts

Political T Shirts: I’m not big into politics, but I know some of you are, so here’s a collection of the best politics shirts you’re gonna find.

Lincoln Godfather T Shirt

by on February 26, 2013


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This is a wicked design. I’m sure if I’d seen the movie Lincoln I would know that it portrayed a strong and steadfast man, who took on a lot of heat for doing what was right as the President of the United States. So, it’s easy to accept a mashup of Lincoln and The Godfather holding a cat, except that crime bosses are lawless lowlifes and Abraham was allergic to cats.

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House Party T Shirt

by on February 24, 2013


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Hey, the two party system in the United States is totally broken. Why not pick a write in candidate called House Party. Better yet, let’s get the House Party on the ballot. Libertarian, Green, and House. Makes a ton of sense. At least a lot more than the current rigged system where Republicans and Democrats are all vetted by the corporate oligarchy before they are allowed to even run. Either way, they win, but the public gets to “participate in true democracy.”

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Another spoof of the Keep Calm and Carry On Poster from WWII England. This one might be more realistic if the shit really hits the fan. Not too many people, myself included, will keep their wits about them.

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This is a little Assassin’s Creed mashed up with the painting of George Washington Crossing the Delaware.If you like both history and gaming, then this is the shirt for you. In particular, if you’re a big fan of George Washington and play Assassin’s Creed 13 hours a day, there is no reason you should not buy this shirt. And, I know there are at least seven people on Earth that fit this description.

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Obama T Shirt

by on February 9, 2013


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I’ve always liked this photo of Obama. Very debonair and Rebel without a Cause. Add the pixelization of the eye area and it adds an odd air of mystery, which is unsettling, yet inviting. I like it. Cool shirt. Just don’t wear it around kids, because you’ll basically be forcing them to pick up a smoking habit because the Prez looks so damn cool doing it.

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Anonymous USA T Shirt

by on January 13, 2013


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That mask has such a powerful aura about it. It’s quite amazing. I’m instantly drawn to it but with a significant amount of trepidation. Whenever this mask design pops up you know something real is poppin’ behind the scenes.

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Sid and Nancy T Shirt

by on January 4, 2013


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Hope you weren’t looking for Sex Pistols Sid and the Nancy he killed in New York, because this isn’t that shirt. This is a Sid with Nancy Reagan. I have no idea who that Sid is. Nancy Reagan obviously was US President Ronald Reagan’s wife, famous for her Just Say No anti-drug campaign and her $2000/day Percocet habit, and her belief in astrology. Sid is a dude in a hat that I don’t know and am not sure I want to put in the work to figure out who he is. What…do I type in Sid in Google and see what comes up. I’m guessing he’s an entertainer, so that might help me narrow down my search. Alright. Alright. I’ll give it a shot.

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I think the parties put on good pre-election theater, and petty house quarrels to keep up appearances, but they all serve the same master at the end of the day, and that is not we the people. Oh wait, it is actually, because corporations are people, so, in fact, the elected and paid off officials on the Hill are working with the best interests of People Inc. in mind.

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I’m not super excited for complete morons and idiotic crybabies as the descriptors for the voters of the two parties, but the concept is strong enough that I’m going to endorse it anyway. I’m thinking more delusional and willfully ignorant. I mean if you’re voting for either of the two parties you’re voting for massive, unadulterated corruption.

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So easy and fun. Only $99 for the kit, which includes uranium. That’s a pretty great deal for what you get. And what quality family time you’ll have putting one of these together and thinking about how to deliver the bomb to your most hated neighbor or rival church family.

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I like this because it’s not an over-the-top zombie. It obviously is a zombie with the deteriorating skin, including a deformed face, but there’s not too much blood and brains and bones peaking through, which is a welcome change to the normal zombie fare. How would you feel if this undead Uncle Sam was recruiting you to join the ranks. I’d poop my pants and cry like a 6-year-old girl.

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This is a funny twist on that tired Al Gore invented the Internet shit. So, happy they got his face in the design with the lid of his skull popped up and tools tinkering in that brain of his. Very well done right here. I wonder if they programmed in the sex scandal stuff, or if that was a glitch?

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