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Headline Shirts is the best in the business at delivering absurd, entertaining and hilarious tees. You definitely want to check out these reviews.

Or you might want to take a look at the top 22 Headline Shirts according to me.

widowmaker hose t shirt Widowmaker Hose T Shirt

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That’s a serious hose attachment. It’s not something you can just go to Home Depot to pick up. You have to have a license to carry that thing around your yard, and even with that license you cannot take it beyond a 25 foot perimeter of your immediate property.

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Top 22 Headline Shirts

by on March 24, 2013

Headline Shirts is definitely one of my favorite shirt retailers on the Internet, so it was my pleasure to rifle through their back catalog and find my absolute favorite designs. Do you agree with my selections? What are your favorites? Let me know in the comments.

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think for your damn self t shirt Confucious Says Think For Your Damn Self T Shirt

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Confucious is credited with many pithy sayings but this is my favorite. Who cares what some old dude was pulling out of his ass 17 years ago. It’s not relevant now. What with the Internet and how it’s changed the game. I do have to say it is nice to read words of wisdom in order to trigger your own thoughts, so continue reading your Farmer’s Almanac.

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keiko alingas 11 Meet Headline Shirts Model Keiko Alingas

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Headline Shirts found a lovely one here. Keiko Alingas looks like she’s the host at Myx TV, which is a cable TV network targeting the English-speaking Asian American community.

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Lincoln Godfather T Shirt

by on February 26, 2013

godfather lincoln t shirt Lincoln Godfather T Shirt

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This is a wicked design. I’m sure if I’d seen the movie Lincoln I would know that it portrayed a strong and steadfast man, who took on a lot of heat for doing what was right as the President of the United States. So, it’s easy to accept a mashup of Lincoln and The Godfather holding a cat, except that crime bosses are lawless lowlifes and Abraham was allergic to cats.

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no giant apes since 2005 t shirt1 No Giant Apes Since 2005 T Shirt

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Was 2005 chosen as a random year just for fun, or was there some incident in 2005 that’s not coming to my Midwest mind? First thing I think of is maybe they’re talking about a politician, but Giuliani was tiny and he bailed in 2001. And Bloomberg is there currently. Then, I’m thinking maybe they got rid of some hairy, horrible investment banker, but nothing specific comes to mind.

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Wrestling T Shirt

by on February 20, 2013

wrestling t shirt Wrestling T Shirt

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This shirt brings to mind two things. The South Park episode about wrestling, where the real wrestler wearing head gear is absolutely incredulous that the fake WWE-type wrestling is called wrestling, when the real wrestling should be called wrassling. IT’S NOT REAL! The Wrestling Takedown Federation!

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Love Beer T Shirt

by on February 20, 2013

love beer t shirt Love Beer T Shirt

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Wanna look super hard core. Tattoo your fingers so you can spell two words with two fists. This is really good times. Now, of course, the message matters. But, everybody has done love – hate. Good – evil. Dogs – cats. Fish – pears. And paper – plastic. But, have you ever seen Love – Beer? No you have not. This is fantastic, because you can let people know exactly where you stand with the beer.

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General Catton T Shirt

by on February 13, 2013

general catton t shirt General Catton T Shirt

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Not sure what George C. Scott would say about all of this, but I do know that he’s more General Patton than the actual General Patton, after his amazing acting performance. So, if anyone would really have a problem it would be Mr. Scott or perhaps the Patton estate.

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Houdini Keg Stand T Shirt

by on February 13, 2013

houdini keg stand t shirt Houdini Keg Stand T Shirt

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This is awesome. What a trick. If you can’t read the rest of the words on the shirt, it says…Houdini performs his death-defying, upside-down keg stand in a straight jacket! Twice nightly at 7 & 9. Nowhere to run. Escape of finish the keg.

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Dragon Origami T Shirt

by on February 6, 2013

dragon origami t shirt Dragon Origami T Shirt

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Fold this way. Crease that. Fold the other way. Then shake your hands real fast and voila…it’s an origami dragon. Yes! It’s so easy. Anybody can do it. If you can’t make this with these perfect instructions, uh, I’m not sure what to tell you. Probably should get out of the business of pretending you’re into arts and crafts. Get back on that iPhone. Texting, tweeting, and watching vids is probably more your speed.

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Lost Cat Tiger T Shirt

by on February 6, 2013

lost cat tiger t shirt Lost Cat Tiger T Shirt

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This is a weird thing to wear around. A t-shirt with a Lost Cat sign that you would post on a telephone pole as you’re sniffling and thinking the worst about the fate of Mittens. But, then, there’s a little whammy. It’s a tiger, and basically you’re trying to get small children to die at the zoo, checking the tiger’s tag.

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