Drinking T Shirts: Lots of beer and happiness

Drinking T Shirts: Into beer or hard alcohol? Like to have a good time & tolerate hangovers as price of living well, then these tees are for you.


Get This Shirt From Snorg Tees

Tequila! Lime! Salt! It’s the three amigos. Does anybody even remember the movie, The Three Amigos. I barely remember it and I’m so old I was just the right age to enjoy it thoroughly when it came out in 1986. Whatever, that’s just a little piece of this fine design. The real story is the amazing power of tequila to make you crazy.

Read more on The Three Amigos T Shirt…



Get this Tee from Look At Me Shirts

Literally! 1000 beers. And, I’m wearing an adult diaper. No trips to the bathroom. My pants must way 56 pounds at least. Full of urine. But, I’m comfortable and slightly buzzed. Perfect weekend feelings. What are you doing for Easter? Oh, and I’m watching a Real Housewives marathon.

Read more on I Literally Drank 1000 Beers Today T Shirt…



Get this Shirt from Red Bubble

Not sure if it is appropriate to make fun of people with lisps, but when it comes to liquor and especially absinthe, everything is fair game. What an amazing beverage. Am I right? All the stories and folklore. Van Gogh painting the world as he saw it. Yeah, and I imagine logic flies out the window and your mind is shut down and you’re operating with baser compulsions…animalistic tendencies. Exciting. Psychedelic. Pretty good times for a Friday night.

Read more on The Absinthe of Logic T Shirt…



Get This Shirt From Tshirt Bordello

The Walking Dead! Can you dig it? Badass Daryl Dixon and his bow celebrated on a bottle of fine red ale. Great combination, as long as you don’t think of all those rotting corpses as your tossing a few brews back to wash done that cheesy, finger food with tomato sauce.

Read more on Daryl Dixon’s Crossbow Red Ale T Shirt…



Get This Shirt from Tshirt Bordello

Continuing on their string of great cinema and beer label mashups, Tshirt Bordello uses the classic, Jaws, for inspiration. Quint’s Blackwater Rum is a great name for booze. I’m also very fond of the mermaids sitting on the anchor and the sharks hovering ominously all over the place.

Read more on Captain Quint’s Blackwater Rum T Shirt…


move-over-coffee-this-is-a-job-for-alcohol-t-shirtGet this Shirt From Five Finger Tees

Sometimes you need the jolt of caffeine to get your mind crankin’. Sometimes you need to loosen the tongue and release the inhibitions. I do it a little different than most. To work up the courage I chug my Fair Trade Costa Rican and then jump up on the girl I’ve zeroed in on and overwhelm her with manic, spastic ENERGY. Then when it’s time to really sell the client on the upgrade, boy, I take a coupla three shots of grain alcohol.

Read more on Move Over Coffee This is a Job for Alcohol T Shirt…



Get This Shirt From Red Bubble

Have you seen the trailer to the new movie Spring Breakers. Me neither. Let’s watch it together. Shall we?

Well then…that’s a little dark. Girls committing crimes to make money to go to Spring Break and shake their asses on the beach. Then they get mixed up with a very charismatic criminal played by the grill-laden, tattoo-covered, cornrow-wearin’ James Franco.

Read more on Spring Breakers Sin City T Shirt…



Get this Shirt From Snorg Tees

Hey, sometimes coffee just isn’t enough to get you through. That artificial energy is generally fine for most circumstances…no sleep and time for work…cramming in six weeks of learning in one night…devastatingly effective enemas. You name it, coffee can handle it. But, if your poetry submission to the school literary mag gets rejected, well, ain’t no coffee in the world is going to fix that heartache.

Read more on Step Aside Coffee This is a Job for Alcohol T Shirt…



Get this Shirt from Design By Humans

You think this is just a play on weirds, but when you drink that magical and dangerous elixir you find out first hand that it is true. If you have any feelings at all for a person you are with as you drink the green elixir, you will most certainly pine, and if you have another, you will probably let your feelings known…in a very sloppy fashion.

Read more on Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder T Shirt…



Get this Shirt From Red Bubble

What a cool looking logo. Now, I need to know if this is a real beer. Hold on. 85 seconds of Internet research coming up. Looks like there’s a chain of them up in the Northeast, but the logo doesn’t look like this one, so I’m not sure if this design is referring to those pubs. Doesn’t matter. The shirt says “pub”, “Irish” and “Stout” on it, thusly it is perfect Saint Patrick’s Day attire.

Read more on MacLaren’s Pub Legendary Irish Stout T Shirt…



Get This Shirt From Red Bubble

It’s been around a long time and there aren’t many beers that can top it for taste when you’re in the mood for a dark, strong beer. Plus, it’s Irish, so it’s the perfect beverage for your long St. Patty’s Day weekend, and this is the perfect shirt to add to the festive rotation.

Read more on Guiness Stout Beer T Shirt…



Get This Tee From 6 Dollar Shirts

There it is. A great St. Patty’s Day shirt. You have seen this one before. It’s several layers deep of delicious humor. Dublin is in Ireland. The Irish = St. Paddy’s Day. There are two pint glasses of beer. That’s double fisting. And when you do enough rounds like that you start to get that double vision.

Read more on Dublin Vision T Shirt…