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Headline Shirts is the best in the business at delivering absurd, entertaining and hilarious tees. You definitely want to check out these reviews.

Or you might want to take a look at the top 22 Headline Shirts according to me.

You may have noticed that I’m a huge fan of the Headline Shirts, so I’d be remiss if I did not let you know about the magnificent $9 sale their having on a random selection of their fine catalog of shirts. If you want to get some funny on your body, then you definitely need to check out this Headline Shirts $9 Sale.

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That’s a pile o’ shells. Damn I love this shirt. I don’t watch much TV but when I do it’s usually basketball and drug companies, beer and cars seem to be the top pushers. You know this nation is going down the toilet when “marketing” becomes making up clinical names for common conditions and solving them with pharmaceuticals.

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Say No To Drugs Tshirt

by on March 26, 2010

Pow! This nails it in one beautiful image. It’s a mix of the war on drugs and being cool with random combat in nations that have no quarrel with us, while at the same time incarcerating a huge percentage of the population for victimless drug “crimes.” Legalize it. Regulate it. Tax it. Boom…

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This is a beauty and I aim it directly at every politician not named Alan Grayson, Dennis Kucinich, maybe Ron Paul and Bernie Sanders. Here’s what it says the different regions of the political mind are. And, these need to be repeated because they are good.

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Of course you want this shirt. You want to show all the fly ladies in your English class that you are an artist. That you’re workin’ it. You have some drive. You have the ability to set a goal and move it toward completion. Almost finishing a screenplay is no joke. It takes some time, effort, and the ability to type, unless you’re going old school long hand, but I’m assuming you are not.

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Even the rice farmer on some remote East Asian Island knows that this blog sucks. I mean, she knows that your blog sucks. Not this blog. But, in your defense, she doesn’t read English that well, so probably isn’t picking up the genius nuances that are creating humor crevices in native speaker’s brains. So, who cares who thinks your blog sucks.

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I totally agree with the shirt. You never want to pay Cash on Delivery, because that’s weird. What are you going to give the UPS man money? Your postal carrier? What? COD is a terrible concept. Especially when you are buying fish heads to make broth with.

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Jesus can’t deal with the math. He can’t deal with the rigor of hypothesis and scientific testing. He’s a story teller. He brings the entertainment and the drama. Don’t ask him to bust out a bunson burner and test tubes and the periodic table.

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Sewer Gator T-shirt

by on March 20, 2010

You do not want this creature tickling your taint when you’re on the can. You do not want this gator, even though he’s small, nosing in on the bathroom time of your friends and loved ones. But, and this is big, you do not want to create a panic. So what you need to do is wear this Sewer Gator Tshirt to gently break the news to people.

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I like the ten speed. I like the big apeish creature. This is a beautiful simple shirt and it’s awesome. Am I right? Am I right here? This is how Big Foot evades capture and even clear photography. He’s on the move fast on the bicycle. He’s got incredible leg strength and can really move the two wheels. Probably even faster than the fastest dudes in the peloton, which reminds me…I love bicycle race crashes. I could watch them for six hours straight. I’m generally not an evil person. I generally don’t wish people ill will, especially those that choose to spend their time competing in a sport that keeps them physically fit, but when they’re in a tight pack and someone goes down, then they all start going down, I get a little giddy. Maybe I’m sharing too much. Maybe too much of my darkness has now clouded over this site. But, there’s something to be said for honesty. I especially love them when there’s a premature celebration.

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Moon Flamingo T Shirt

by on March 15, 2010

You know the astronauts are getting comfy up on the moon when they start adding the neighborhood kitsch to the yard. The pink flamingo on the front lawn is the cherry on top to a settled domicile. This is exactly why I think there are communities on the moon right now.  You saw Moon with Sam Rockwell. That’s sci-fi and it was only an energy harvesting station, but take that a little further and you have little bungalos, lawn, picket fences, secret dalliances between neighboring parents, and dogs shitting on the petunia patch. Very happy little American Moon Dream.

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Sort of interesting concept. Yes, they’re sort of making fun, because MP3 players blow doors on the shitty analog tape players. But, again, there’s a more tactile and auditory pleasure in some of the big buttons that you push. The whirring of the winding tape. The importance of taking care of a one-of-a-kind mix tape.

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