Your Blog Sucks Tee Shirt

by on March 23, 2010

Even the rice farmer on some remote East Asian Island knows that this blog sucks. I mean, she knows that your blog sucks. Not this blog. But, in your defense, she doesn’t read English that well, so probably isn’t picking up the genius nuances that are creating humor crevices in native speaker’s brains. So, who cares who thinks your blog sucks.

Unless, of course, your mom, your biggest enemy, Jesus, Mohammed and your live in lover think the same thing. Then, you may need to go back to the drawing board. Personally, I’m fine because only 4 of the 5 of the five important figures in my life actively hate what I do in this electronic space. I’m still good with my mom.

You’ll probably offend 8 out of 10 people you see on a random street in a random town when you don this shirt, because you’ll be speaking directly to their work. That in itself is reason enough to pick up the Your Blog Sucks T-shirt.

Headline Shirts does not mean to bring you down. Carry on with your cyber endeavors.

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