This is a beauty and I aim it directly at every politician not named Alan Grayson, Dennis Kucinich, maybe Ron Paul and Bernie Sanders. Here’s what it says the different regions of the political mind are. And, these need to be repeated because they are good.
- 1001 Ways to Mention Jesus
- Duplicity
- Pandering
- White-washing
- Moral Flaccidity
- Latest Polls
- Bootlicking
- Cajolement
- Daddy Issues
- Shit Slinging
- Blue Collar Rhetoric
- Opportunism
- Subterfuge
- Pussy-footing
- Blather
- Intermittent southern accent
- Brownnosery
- Mommy Issues
- Self Love
- Fear Mongering
- Condescension
- Folksy Catch Phrases
- Dubious Statistics
- And Integrity is super tiny.
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