Gaming T Shirts: Gamers delight as I review the tees

Gaming T Shirts: If it’s a shirt that has to do with gaming and it’s worth a damn, then it is reviewed here. Nerds!

Hey you’re going to need more than 8-bit stomach lining when you eat at Carl’s Junior. Shit is bad. Real bad. It’s not food. It’s processed corporate lies in the shape of burger and fries. I don’t know what the 8 Bit means, must be sold in the U.K. Real cheap. That’s like the price of a meal back in the time Dickens was writing.

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Ouch that’s a rough thing to walk in on, especially when you have actually taken the time out of your busy schedule to buy flowers for your lover. Boom, you walk in on her in bed with a red M&M. Horrible. And, Ms. Pacman’s bra is thrown on the bed and there’s a banana and cherries, which are very suggestive of a cock and balls. And, the whole scene is just awful for Pacman.

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Damn…highway patrol. Get out of my face. I’m in a race. I hit 80 MPH and now you’re all over me and I’m falling behind. Where did you come from? I’ve never seen you before. Oh, and an extra fine for the turtle shell. I can’t even believe this. Is this really happening?

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You can not go forward in life without remembering the past, otherwise you’re doomed to repeat mistakes and not REALLY MOVE FORWARD. That’s why we’re looking at this Nintendo 64 Gun Original Gangsta T Shirt. Remember what you learned when you shot poor little, badly animated creatures. Realize how much better the Wii is. Be thankful for the technology that drives forward better and better video gaming experience, while most cars remain in the 20s for miles per gallon. That my friend is technological priority. You can have orgasmic killing experience in your living room even as the Earth dies outside your window. That’s sweet and Busted Tees knows it.

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Happy New Year’s Eve. You’re only taking a quick peak at TshirtGroove before you go out and have a spectacular amount of fun. Right? You’re not spending your entire day here are you. Though, I’d be flattered, I wouldn’t recommend it.

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It’s one of them misdirection shirts if I do say so myself. We have a video game controller and the word “sports” which is a total disconnect, because even if you’re playing Madden you ain’t playing sports. EA Sports has no real connection to sports. Don’t let the fact that every professional athlete plays video games, and that sports video game junkies know more Xs and Os and are able to strategize better than professional coaches fool you. Nothing to do with sports. Video games drain your will, give you repetitive motion injuries, and make your mind lazy and your body fat…unless you can totally compartmentalize them into an entertainment portion of your daily routine, which, for some kids, is totally impossible.

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The Chou t shirt store specializes in original gamer and nerdy culture designs that will be right up your alley if you spend more than 72% of your time plugged into a game system or on a computer. They hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin (hey neighbor…I’m in Milwaukee!).

Under staff it says Daniel Chou, so I’m thinking we’re talking about a one-man operation or a very small operation, which I love to support, along with prodigious use of the word “apparel.” Some of the shirt concepts seem to be rehashes that I’ve seen before (ie: Canada America’s Hat and Camping is In-Tents), but there are enough original concepts to make a visit to Chou Store worth your while, especially if you take advantage of the Shirt of the Week that’s on super special — $10 at time of posting, which is a pretty sweet deal.

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I just asked some gamers what the heck this meant to confirm my own suspicions and I was right. Luigi sucks compared to Mario, so big brother plays Super Mario Brothers as Mario, and they push off Luigi on the little brother. There are perks to being the oldest. Of course, the little brother in my house says that Luigi is just like Mario except with a green hat. He swears he likes Luigi, but you can bet when his littler friend comes over to play video games that the littler dude is going to get Luigi. It’s just how it works. It’s the cycle of life. Deal with it.

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Enter the T-Shirt Chamber

by on December 13, 2010

If you like your funny t shirts a little more on the offensive or at least extra dirty side, then T Shirt Chamber is probably a site you want to check out. Tea Bagging seems to be a favorite pastime, and I’m not talking about marching on Washington D.C. with a bunch of fat, racist white people.

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I’m thrown for a loop by My God Designs Jesus series. I’m not sure what to make of it. I’m sure this site has its fans, because I know there is a lot of Christians out there that like to push the envelope and be a little  edgy. And, these shirts with Jesus doing things like your favorite bro would do is edgy. It takes the Son of  God out of the robes and sandals and teacher role, and puts him in everyday sportsman or gamer. Not sure how  this works. I guess maybe you’re modernizing the Christ, making him relate-able. Someone that you can play Call  of Duty with and who will also save you from your sins for real.

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What you have here is a lovely little shout out to the classic video game Pacman, but in a little twist, I think what Busted Tees is trying to do is combine a little Hall & Oates in the deal as well. If your not ancient like me, you may not recall that the fey duo did a little number called Maneater, just about the same time Pacman was hitting it big in the 80s.

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I was just going to say wordplay alert but there are no words on the shirt. I, officially don’t have a specific category for this shirt. Obviously, I can put it into funny gamer t shirts (just created that category) as a separate entity from geeky nerdy category, because of it’s association with Wii Mario Kart, but what’s the category for funny wang doodle image. Maybe I’ll figure it out later.

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