Nintendo Mario 8 Bit Body Armor T Shirt

by on January 10, 2011

Hey you’re going to need more than 8-bit stomach lining when you eat at Carl’s Junior. Shit is bad. Real bad. It’s not food. It’s processed corporate lies in the shape of burger and fries. I don’t know what the 8 Bit means, must be sold in the U.K. Real cheap. That’s like the price of a meal back in the time Dickens was writing.

This 8 Bit Body Armor T shirt misleads children into thinking that if they eat at Carl’s Jr. they will be strong and have “body armor” when really they’ll turn feeble and be like a snail without it’s shell. It’s more like pay to lose your armor. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Someone just passed me and called me a douche because they think this shirt from Snorg Tees is about  the invisible super power you get from the star in the Nintendo Mario games. Fat chance.

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