I’m thrown for a loop by My God Designs Jesus series. I’m not sure what to make of it. I’m sure this site has its fans, because I know there is a lot of Christians out there that like to push the envelope and be a little edgy. And, these shirts with Jesus doing things like your favorite bro would do is edgy. It takes the Son of God out of the robes and sandals and teacher role, and puts him in everyday sportsman or gamer. Not sure how this works. I guess maybe you’re modernizing the Christ, making him relate-able. Someone that you can play Call of Duty with and who will also save you from your sins for real.
Actually, I’m totally confused by Jesus in general. 100% man and 100% God and he had to die to save everyone, including future generations from their sins. Then you have to invite him into your heart so you can be saved and have everlasting life. That’s confusing. And, now, making him look like Johnny Damon with ripped abs in board shorts, he’s more relate-able. Like maybe now you can invite him over (into your heart) with more ease. It’s more comfortable.
I don’t know. I’m sure there are some conservative Christians that absolutely hate this stuff, because it’s sacriligious. Those are the same people that fought against a rock band doing the Sunday morning music, and that think you can’t interpret the Bible any other way, than the way the learned in their religious upbringing.
Anyways, anybody that knows me knows that I love funny Jesus T Shirts, and these are kind of funny, plus they make you think. Here’s a sampling of the Jesus T Shirt selection they have over there.
My God Rides a Skateboard T Shirt
Jesus can do an ollie.
My God For Heisman T Shirt
Jesus never used up his eligibility in Galilee.
My God is a Gamer T Shirt
You can beat Jesus easy in video games. He can never get himself to kill.
My God Never Taps Out T Shirt
Feels like Jesus in MMA would be sort of unfair. Like he could do some God stuff any time he wanted and nobody would have a chance.
My God Rides a Surfboard T Shirt
It’s about time someone challenged Kelly Slater.
I’m much more comfortable with these Jesuses than the My God Runs for Senator in Florida version that we seem to see a lot of, ‘cuz I believe in the separation of church and state.