Sex T Shirts

Sex T Shirts are those featuring innuendo, straight up sex talk, and any of the sex positions. Also, boobies figure prominently in this section.

make-up-sex-is-worth-fighting-for-tshirtPick your battles. That’s what Uncle Horax always says. Fight with the boss to do what’s best for the long term health of your company. Forget it. You’ll never win and if you do, there’s little chance you’ll reap the rewards. Fight to imprison, clawback and disgorge the speculative banking thieves. Forget it. Their guy Geithner is calling the shots. Fight with your cat about peeing on the carpet on the landing. Feline insouciance always trumps human outrage.

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i-pull-out-tshirtLet me say this right now. I’m not braggin’ about this. I’ve been on the passing end of a conception reception a couple-three times with this brilliant birth control method, so if this is your big plan to avoid becoming big daddy, you may want to take a moment and weigh the pros and cons.

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textually-active-tshirtHey, it’s good to let the singles in the bar know what’s goin’ on right from the get go. If you hook up this evening you will for sure get their digits and hit ’em up with text messages…all the time.

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dry-humpAs a woman, you know you’re in for an exquisite time when the man you’re with says this and then guns the motor on the boat. It’s such a sexy, romantic and enticing offer I can’t imagine how any woman could resist.

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That is the hottest toaster I’ve ever seen. If I’m that toast, I’m toast. This toaster asks that steamy question and I melt and comply.

That toast looks so surprised at this, which leads me to believe this particular toaster is really, really drunk. The toast will jump into the heated moment. After the conjugation the toast will smoke and in the morning that toaster will be completely ill physically and mentally for the choices made.

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Comma Sutra Tshirt

by on November 24, 2008

Sexy time here at Tshirt Groove. It’s the comma sutra where punctuation marks come to know each other in the biblical sense.

You have the six tried and true comma positions covered on this lovely and beautiful shirt. It is not dirty! Comma sex is not dirty and nothing to be ashamed of.

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This dude is on his game. Perfect cuff links, perfect eye wear, perfect 1990’s car phone, and perfect hair. Because he’s so put together he can drive around in that confident posture and state his intentions loud and clear to the lovely lady on the other end of this call.

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Looks like Jesus is very proud of the two couples he’s hanging with up in the heavenly clouds. Not sure exactly how to discuss a shirt like this without being blasphemous and condemning myself to hell.

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Pimp T shirt

by on October 20, 2008

Math is funny. Pimps are funny. Put ’em together and you have laughs to the hundreth power. There are two types of people worthy of wearing this perfectly awesome tshirt: real pimps and math wizzes. Then, I think you start a club and have a convention in a hotel ballroom in Schenectady, NY in September, where all the Pi mps gather, mingle, network and share war stories.

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This is a very important message. A powerful PSA. If you want the kids, you need to do the SEX. Straight to the point. Who wouldn’t want to go for parenthood after looking at that very poignant scene on the front of this shirt? You and I both agree with Whitney: “I believe the children are our future.” And let me tell you a startling fact—there’s only one way to produce children: sex. No joke.

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When it comes time to get adventurous on a Saturday night, and you know what I mean by adventurous, then you absolutely need to wear this shirt. You will not believe how stating exactly what you want in no uncertain terms attracts just the right type of attention you are looking for.

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See. Here’s why this is funny. That’s a pinata and anybody that’s been to a 5–12 year-old’s birthday party in the last 20 years, knows that pinatas are very often involved. Hit the pinata blind folded. Eventually, the thing breaks open and there you go: candy.

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