Chance of Sex at Least 65 Percent T Shirt

by on November 18, 2008

This dude is on his game. Perfect cuff links, perfect eye wear, perfect 1990’s car phone, and perfect hair. Because he’s so put together he can drive around in that confident posture and state his intentions loud and clear to the lovely lady on the other end of this call.

Some guys have it all, but more often than not these A-listers pay their dues to make it to the top. It’s that 12-year overnight success story. It’s nose to the grindstone. It’s hard work. And, it’s total belief in yourself.

You wanna bet, this chick says less than, he hangs up in one hot second, picks up his black book and calls the next hottie on the list. Didn’t think you wanted to lose your money.

You have to have your shit together to be worthy of Current gas prices preclude my driving to see you unless there’s at least a 65% chance of sex tshirt.

Everything you wanted to know about Busted Tees but were afraid to ask.

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