When it comes time to get adventurous on a Saturday night, and you know what I mean by adventurous, then you absolutely need to wear this shirt. You will not believe how stating exactly what you want in no uncertain terms attracts just the right type of attention you are looking for.
She’ll come up to you and say sort of faux-shyly, “is that really what you’re seeking.” And, you’ll say, yes, except that I’m not quite drunk enough yet. Please find me in one hour and we’ll recreate the scene on my tshirt.
And, she’ll wink at you, sashay away, and you, my friend, are hooked up.
It works like magic, so you better get I’m seeking a complete stranger for a drunken, sloppy, public make-out tshirt.
Everything you wanted to know about Busted Tees but were afraid to ask.
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