Pirate Droid. What a great concept! R2D2 as a pirate. They’re always on ships in Star Wars. Air ships. So, why not have some air pirating? Probably not as easy to catch and climb aboard a moving space ship as on water, but it can be done, especially when you have the skills of an R2D2 on your side.

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God I love that little kid. Ginger, snaggle teeth, freckles, button down shirt with tie and sweater. Bright eyes. And a nice big plate of brains. If you were meant to be a zombie and you accepted and embraced that fate, the Apocalypse looks a whole lot brighter. Despite all the death and destruction, mister future zombie is actually just then finding his ultimate flow, which is all you can ever ask for this life time.

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Not sure why Thunderies Tees is calling this one Eagle Owl T Shirt, but I think it’s a pretty cool design so I’m featuring it right here on this blog. Right now I am typing about the Eagle Owl Tee from Thunderies Tees.

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A nice twist on the name tag shirt you see all over the place. You know what I think is really funny regarding this But You Can Call Me Prince T Shirt? It’s that Prince is Prince and he wears blouses and poses all sexy on his albums. Lot of skin. A little of hair product. Much make up. And meticulous tweezing of the eyebrows, and shaving of the facial hair. Just outstanding.

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Love the toast with the French facial hair. Oui Oui. Not much more to say about it. It’s cute and clever and it’s making me hungry except I don’t eat French toast. I only eat eggy bread. That’s what French toast was called in my house growing up. No, no it was none of that anti-France stuff. It was just what we called it up there in the thin air in the Mile High City.

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Ah the ubiquitous blue and red professional logo with the white figure. I did some research on this logo before. I think it started with the MLB, but I’m too lazy to even go back into my archives to check it out. Suffice to say it has some legs like 44 years later. Okay, wait. The dude’s name was Jerry Dior. Then the NBA did the same thing and now every video game, iconic movie, and soon everybody on earth will have their own Dior logo.

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24 Tee is another one of these shirt a day t-shirt shops, but they differentiate themselves with really clean, really cool designs.

Basically, they post a shirt at midnight and you have 24 hours to purchase. Otherwise, it’s gone and you live with bitter regret for the rest of your miserable days. What I’m saying is…unless you have cash in hand and are ready to make a purchase right when you hit the site, you better not even go. The disappointment of seeing a shirt you like — they pump out a lot of great ones — and forgetting to get it within the allotted time is a terrible, terrible feeling.

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I’m going to tell you something right now that may come as a bit of a shock: war’s a bitch! Even the bad guys, like this Storm Trooper, have feelings. They bond with their co-evil killers. There’s love in the midst of the darkness, which is why war is never the answer. Well that’s not true, but it’s not a very good answer. Diplomacy, money laundering, and secret rebel killing is a much cleaner way to go, and the public relations is a breeze, because nobody has any idea that it’s going on.

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The question is who’s hatin’ on who? Yeah, Oscar is grouchy and unpleasant, but is that really hate or just general dislike for everything and everybody. Maybe it’s y’all given Oscar hell for being the Grouch. In other words….hating on him. Nah, you’re right this Haters Gonna Hate T Shirt is all about Oscar being a Hater and doing what he does best, which is hate.

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This here is a very fine t-shirt from Uncle Cletus. I have been on my high, political horse lately, trying to make points about things I don’t really understand. Sounding indignant. Warning of impending doom. And encouraging people to fight back against the Oligarchy and growing fascist state. Of course, I’m just sitting here wondering how many of the Commodores were gay, and eating Fritos, which is pretty much my nightly ritual.

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Types of Sharks T Shirt

by on January 11, 2012

Let me go down the list of sharks on this Types of Sharks T Shirt in case you can’t read the image.

Bull Shark
Blue Shark
Great White Shark
Nurse Shark
Shortfin Mako Shark
Hammerhead Shark
Loan Shark
Pool Shark

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What’s Headline Shirts trying to get at with this one. I’m not sure. You have the Statue of Liberty holding a beer in place of the torch and on the book it says “I’m just saying.” Is the shirt a commentary about how low brow American culture has become, and the concepts of liberty and freedom don’t really mean anything to anyone because they just want to booze it up and watch the latest installment of the most reality tv show programming you can think of.

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