Bonjour French Toast Lover T Shirt from Red Bubble

by on January 13, 2012

Love the toast with the French facial hair. Oui Oui. Not much more to say about it. It’s cute and clever and it’s making me hungry except I don’t eat French toast. I only eat eggy bread. That’s what French toast was called in my house growing up. No, no it was none of that anti-France stuff. It was just what we called it up there in the thin air in the Mile High City.

Now I have a dog named eggy, and that was xenophobic. Kid wanted to name the Golden Retriever French Toast, and I drew the line, saying you’re not gonna saddle that poor runt of the litter with that weak, vile, awful name as long as France won’t join us to fight a total bullshit war against Iraq. I won’t stand for it. And that’s why you should purchase with your hard-earned money this French Toast Lover T Shirt.

Christina Smith created this design and made it available on Red Bubble for your viewing and wearing pleasure. Bonjour.

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