Star Wars Storm Trooper I Had Friends on the Death Star T Shirt from Five Finger Tees

by on January 12, 2012

I’m going to tell you something right now that may come as a bit of a shock: war’s a bitch! Even the bad guys, like this Storm Trooper, have feelings. They bond with their co-evil killers. There’s love in the midst of the darkness, which is why war is never the answer. Well that’s not true, but it’s not a very good answer. Diplomacy, money laundering, and secret rebel killing is a much cleaner way to go, and the public relations is a breeze, because nobody has any idea that it’s going on.

Still, I’m happy Luke and the boys blew that damn Death Star up. But, I’m a teensy bit sad for this ST. That’s why you need to get the I Had Friends on the Death Star T Shirt.

Five Finger Tees did the job with a complex issue right here. Can you feel sorry for a man in an evil regime? Discuss in the comments. Keep it civil.

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