September 2010

Some retard Florida preacher from Dove World Outreach Center wants to burn a pile of Korans or is it Qurans. Kind of makes the name of his org. kind of silly. Dove World Outreach Center sounds like you’re going to be tolerant and peaceful, and work to understand other cultures and religions, but instead Pastor Terry Jones is trying to catch some Internet buzz and perhaps a little segment on the nightly news. Would be good for business.

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I like the nose piercing and the ransom note cut out letters. A little like the Sex Pistols’ God Save the Queen single record cover.

And then there’s the great copy on the page from Headline Shirts:

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This is the shirt featured in the Jake and Amir video at College Humor. It gets all crazy technological and futuristic that you can watch a video in which a tshirt is featured prominently and that same t shirt can be purchased on the web on the same day you see the video entertainment.

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I have no idea what this means. You’re looking in a mirror and you’re shirt is reminding you that you are not an ambulance. Why? Now, there’s the popular irritation that EMT’s experience when they’re called ambulance drivers, and they want more credit than that. Apparently, they can stick needles in you just about anywhere.

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The answer to this riddle is that there is one shirt that gets perpetually stolen from homeless people. How can that be you ask. Unless, homeless steal from homeless, then this is impossible. And, while, I’m not denying that homeless do steal from homeless all the time. I mean it’s hard to lock shit up in a shopping cart, and when you have to take a link under the bridge or in the alley, sometimes it’s not practical to roll the cart in there with you, so then your cart with stuff is exposed. And, maybe you just dumpster dove for an amazing inflatable pillow that only has a small hole that you patched with some duct tape you found around a pipe in the squatters house you crash at twice a week. Well, boom, that’s a prime piece of homeless property and ripe to be stolen by another homeless person lucky enough to walk by as you’re relieving yourself.

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This is My Clone T Shirt

by on September 3, 2010

This is kind of funny. Kind of the ultimate don’t have to take responsibility for what happens during the crazy ass alcohol-fueled evenings that young people and old call partying and good times. You know before you even go out what kind of mood you’re in. What kind of trouble you’re capable of getting into. What kind of bender you’re going to tie on.

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Okay, lesson for the day. When two people are in a horse costume that’s called pantomime horse, and apparently it’s really big in the U.K. Because all of the videos on Youtube for the pantomime horse are from over there. Kind of figures. Weirdos.

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from LA Times:

“No storm had threatened such a broad swath of the U.S. shoreline since Hurricane Bob in 1991, hurricane center spokesman Dennis Feltgen said.”

Dude, Earl is taking up some real estate. Not since Bob have we seen this type of broad swathing.

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from mashable.com

“Apple has revealed iTunes 10, the newest version of iTunes complete with a new logo, new features and its very own social network for music called ‘Ping’ that he described as Facebook  meets Twitter for music.”

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James Jay Lee, a whack job environmentalist, did the right thing. He put action where his beliefs were, he despised over population and he got himself killed. Not sure what the deal with the Discovery Channel was and the little drama involving hostages and explosives, but in the end, he did the right thing. If you think the world is over-populated either become the Johnny Appleseed of condoms or remove yourself. Do no harm to others.

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There are quite a few shirts like this that sort of harken back to Animal House and Bluto’s “College” Tee. Just generic messaging that really says, I don’t give a shit about school spirit or the local team or even my school’s sports teams.

Read more on Go Local Sports Team and/or College T Shirt…

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