The answer to this riddle is that there is one shirt that gets perpetually stolen from homeless people. How can that be you ask. Unless, homeless steal from homeless, then this is impossible. And, while, I’m not denying that homeless do steal from homeless all the time. I mean it’s hard to lock shit up in a shopping cart, and when you have to take a link under the bridge or in the alley, sometimes it’s not practical to roll the cart in there with you, so then your cart with stuff is exposed. And, maybe you just dumpster dove for an amazing inflatable pillow that only has a small hole that you patched with some duct tape you found around a pipe in the squatters house you crash at twice a week. Well, boom, that’s a prime piece of homeless property and ripe to be stolen by another homeless person lucky enough to walk by as you’re relieving yourself.
This still does not provide a clue to the riddle, but we’re getting there. This I Stole This Shirt From a Homeless Guy Why He Had a Shirt That Says This I’ll Never Know T Shirt is so desirable that even not home-possessing people will steal it from a homeless person with the thought that a couple dozen heavy-duty cycles will wash the stench out. What they do not know is that possessing this shirt MAKES YOU HOMELESS! That is the answer to the riddle. And guess what somebody is going to steal it from you.
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