Tshirt Hell

Tshirt Hell is probably the most blatantly offensive tee site on the Net, but you can tell there’s a brain behind all the bustle. Sometimes the designs miss the mark and are just in poor taste, but sometimes they push it just enough to be dangerously hilarious.

Wow. Are you honored or disgusted when you discover this. It’s so confusing. The first eight years of your life, you believed Santa was real. Then, you catch your Mom wrapping presents and your Dad eating the cookies on the plate left for jolly Saint Nick. And, your whole conception of  Christmas, and festivity, and even the trust of your parents is blown apart.

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Damn. Kinda hot fo’ shiz, this holiday hookup. I mean, when you got the dough and the fame, it doesn’t take much to convince MILFs to give it up. You can be a fat goofy old cat, and still get it anywhere and everywhere. It’s just the name of the game.

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Can’t be exclude the other celebrations when wishing Happy Holidays, so here’s a token Kwanzaa shout out. What’s cool is that it just takes Santa, makes him black and gives him dialog like he’s the crack dealer’s boss.

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Um, this is pretty hilarious. It’s one of those classic… I just said something horrible and I meant every word, but socially it was the wrong move, so I should try to clean it up the best I can right now. Except, it comes out totally insincere because it’s right on the heals of a heinous heartfelt proclamation. It feels hollow, forced, and probably makes the situation worse.

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I Put Out for Santa Tee

by on December 20, 2009

Little play on words here. You got the cookies “put out” but you know what’s really going on here. If you want the premium service from jolly Saint Nick you gotta go ahead and give him premium service on his chubby little…di…ning habits.

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Xmasochist Tee Shirt

by on December 20, 2009

Hey, this was one of those things where you live and let live. Whatever happens behind closed doors is none of my business. But, then with this everybody’s a star, and “unauthorized” release of star sex videos, and social networking, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and Google knowing your every move with maps and Android phone, welp, nothing is secret or sacred any more. All your shit is hanging out for everybody to see, including, incredibly, Santa and his bound babe.

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Attention Whore T-Shirt

by on December 12, 2009

attention-whore-t-shirtI like a girl or guy that’s very upfront with their little foibles. If you have just come to grips with the fact that you NEEEEEEEED attention at all times. That you have to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the center of attention at every social gathering, then you very damn well better be ready to admit it. Confess it to your friends, family, and acquaintances and let them know you acknowledge the essence of your true self.

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i-didnt-buy-this-shirt-because-it-says-fuck-on-it-i-bought-it-because-it-says-fuck-on-it-twice-tshirtSometimes the best things in life come in twos. A life changing bowel movement (#2), Havaianas flip flops. Conjoined twins. Wings. Boobs. And last but not least…The word “fuck” on a shirt twice. Bonus points for having two sentences on one shirt.

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i-bring-nothing-to-the-table-tshirtYou know it’s a fine line between being honest with yourself and being to negative to visualize success. Of course, if bringing something to the table is not your definition of success, saying that you bring nothing to the table, pretty much is a simple statement of fact, and you don’t have to get all Norman Vincent Peale on it.

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voted-most-likely-to-travel-back-in-time-class-of-2057-tshirtThis took me a while to figure out, because I’m really, really slow. I was voted most likely to Epic Fail Class of 1988. And, I’m doing a very good job of it…makin’ my alma mater proud. Anyways, this shirt is a pure unadulterated goof, just like I like ’em.

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Tshirt Hell is treacherous as a day trip to the sulphurous lake of fire. Yet, just as picnicking in Hades has its good points, T-shirt Hell offers some juicy nuggets of hilarity.

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nov-2009-sale

Not sure how they’re checking to see if you’re homosexual on this promotion. Don’t think there’s any documentation they can ask for during checkout or what not. So, whatever your sexual orientation, I’m pretty sure you can get 20% off your next Tshirt Hell purchase, as long as you do it by Sunday, November 29.

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