I Didn’t Buy This Shirt Because It Says Fuck on It. I Bought This Shirt Because It Says Fuck on It Twice.

by Booker Addison on December 6, 2009

in Funny Offensive T Shirts,Funny T Shirts of the Day,Tshirt Hell

i-didnt-buy-this-shirt-because-it-says-fuck-on-it-i-bought-it-because-it-says-fuck-on-it-twice-tshirtSometimes the best things in life come in twos. A life changing bowel movement (#2), Havaianas flip flops. Conjoined twins. Wings. Boobs. And last but not least…The word “fuck” on a shirt twice. Bonus points for having two sentences on one shirt.

Celebrate the DUECE in a big way with this classy shirt you can wear all year ’round. Admit it, you’re one of the 95% of the English speaking population that absolutely adores the word “fuck.” And, you would be proud to have it on a shirt and doubly proud, or maybe even exponentially proud to have it on a shirt twice. When you come to your senses and decide that that is absolutely the case, please consider deeply purchasing: I  Didn’t Buy This Shirt Because It Says Fuck on It. I Bought This Shirt Because It Says Fuck on It Twice.

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