Your Mom is a Whore Merry Christmas Tshirt

by on December 20, 2009

buy tshirt button2 Your Mom is a Whore Merry Christmas Tshirtyour mom is a whore merry christmas shirt Your Mom is a Whore Merry Christmas TshirtUm, this is pretty hilarious. It’s one of those classic… I just said something horrible and I meant every word, but socially it was the wrong move, so I should try to clean it up the best I can right now. Except, it comes out totally insincere because it’s right on the heals of a heinous heartfelt proclamation. It feels hollow, forced, and probably makes the situation worse.

At this point you have two options: Turn on your heal and run away like a spastic, arm flapping, mutant bastard child of a penquin and a nutcracker. Pretty good option. Or you could nut up, pull this shirt out of your back pocket, and pull it on over your pink Izod polo shirt.

Option 2 sound good. Get Your Mom is a Whore Merry Christmas Tshirt right now.

You probably want to know how bad T-shirt Hell really is?

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