I Put Out for Santa Tee

by on December 20, 2009

Little play on words here. You got the cookies “put out” but you know what’s really going on here. If you want the premium service from jolly Saint Nick you gotta go ahead and give him premium service on his chubby little…di…ning habits.

Basically, if you have the star fucker gene, there is not a bigger entry in your blog, than bedding the bringer of good cheer. People will think this shirt is funny when they see it on your chest, but you’ll have the smug look of someone that’s reached into the forbidden cookie jar and lived to tell the tale. If this is your story, share it with the I Put Out for Santa Tee.

Tshirt Hell will corrupt your soul.

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