Sex T Shirts

Sex T Shirts are those featuring innuendo, straight up sex talk, and any of the sex positions. Also, boobies figure prominently in this section.

I can’t quite put my finger on why I like this shirt. There is some element that really draws me. Maybe it’s a subliminal thing. Or maybe it’s the colors. Or geez I just can’t quite wrap my mind around what is so appealing. Is anyone else having this sort of visceral reaction to this Girl Vs. Robot T shirt?

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I had a feeling Ol’ Dirty Bastard was talking about sushi. I tried not to listen to people that said he was talking about having sex without a condom, because that’s just too nasty for a song. Leave that kind of talk to the whorehouse, the alley ways, the guest bedroom, and the vestibule in the Sistine Chapel.

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Voted Romania’s Best Pole Dancing Since 1456. If you don’t get this then I’m going to have to teach you a little history. Vlad was known as Vlad the Impaler because he executed so many people in Romania back in the day. Now, follow with me here. Part of his deal was impaling people’s heads on poles as a deterrant to other enemies or rogue citizens. If you’re about to do something Vlad didn’t like, you’d think twice because no matter how good looking you are, nobody looks their best with a severed head stuck on the tip of a pole.

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Shark Chum Guzzler T Shirt

by on September 21, 2011

Is this a veiled sexual reference? Are we really talking about a cum guzzler, but then making it suitable for wearing in public, even if a child were to happen by. On the one hand, that’s nice to think of the children. On the other hand, why are you announcing to the world that you chug semen? Of course, I’m 40-years-old and live in my mother’s basement, so what do I know about how the world works. Maybe this is step 1A in the definitive courtship book

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Mobile Hot Spot T Shirt

by on September 17, 2011

Not sure if this is the best message. I feel like the most likely reason your crotch area is hot is because you have some sort of chlamydia, and there’s that burning itch. Now you’re basically advertising to all in your vicinity the pulsating discomfort in your pubic region.

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A little fresh meat at the top this week: Bat and Robin. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely adore my top traffic pages and best sellers, but I love to see some different shirts get some buzz. So, of course, horny little teenagers were checking out the meet the model pages, and I think all things are going to be hot from now ’til All Saints Day, so of funny group Halloween costumes are hoppin’.

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Nice way to slip in a very dirty sexual reference. Drop an iceberg in the mix and everybody becomes frigid, except those that truly dig the plea for just the tiniest little bit of sex. If you like the word/imageplay going on here, and you like to convince girls to give it up by promising just the tip. Or if you’re a girl that demands just the tip as you’re getting to know each other then this Just the Tip T Shirt is a no brainer purchase.

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Nothing seems to be coming out of no where to make it onto the definitive funny t shirt hot sheet. Looking at sales and traffic numbers, it’s all the same stuff barring one exception, and I’m trying to decide if I should feature it, because, well, it’s not family friendly. Oh wait, this site probably doesn’t get a thumbs up on Common Sense Media, so I’m probably alright mentioning the shirt featuring T&A.

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The entire contents of this Wright Brothers Nitro Circus T Shirt is as follows:

The Amazing Wright Brothers Nitro Circus. Wilbur and Orville. Incredible Stunts. Loose Women. Flying Machines. What they don’t tell you in the history books. Right? I had no idea that after the Wright Brothers gained notoriety with their flying machine, they parlayed the success into a travelling variety show. What an oversight by the historians. Perhaps they didn’t like the mention of the loose women, so they skipped the entire story altogether. Puritans.

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The kind of reminds me of the Marvin Gaye song Sexual Healing for some reason. I guess maybe it’s the same subject matter. Anyway, that’s one of them old school flip phones with an antenna. And the message on this Textual Seduction T Shirt is super classy: cum over.

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It’s always the best policy to walk around telling every girl you fancy that they’re whores. Cash or liquor? Same same. Just a means to an end if you know what I mean. I know that you’ll be leaving with me tonight. Hey, isn’t that a Franz Ferdinand song: misoginysts. Anyways, if you’re one of these guys with all the confidence in the world and a penchant for the naughtier girls, this Can I Buy You a Drink Or Should I Just give You Cash Instead T shirt is exactly what you need to fine tune your game.

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DTF T Shirt

by on July 4, 2011

Sometimes you need to make it especially clear what you’re intentions are, or at least what you’re willing to explore. Sometimes people are too coy, or shy, or polite, and when the black book fails to conjure a successful booty call, then the next best thing is this DTF T Shirt, because as you enter the bar, you are telling any potential copulation partner that you are indeed down to fuck.

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