Vlad’s Gentlemen’s Club T Shirt from Uncle Cletus

by on December 8, 2011

Voted Romania’s Best Pole Dancing Since 1456. If you don’t get this then I’m going to have to teach you a little history. Vlad was known as Vlad the Impaler because he executed so many people in Romania back in the day. Now, follow with me here. Part of his deal was impaling people’s heads on poles as a deterrant to other enemies or rogue citizens. If you’re about to do something Vlad didn’t like, you’d think twice because no matter how good looking you are, nobody looks their best with a severed head stuck on the tip of a pole.

Okay, so take the pole part of that history lesson and apply it to the Pole Dancing at Vlad’s Gentlemen’s Club. Gets a little macabre. The girls really put on a show at that place…or else.

So, with that fine historical detail in mind, I’m pretty sure you more than convinced you need this Vlad’s Gentlemen’s Club T Shirt for your wardrobe, so you can show off all your knowledge and make people laugh. Basically, you’ll be the coolest person wherever you go.

Uncle Cletus puts together all sorts of designs like this which you can enjoy and purchase to ensure many pleasure filled days.

By the way, there’s a theory out there that Vlad the Impaler ended up being dracula. I threw that in there just in case you weren’t convinced about this tee before.

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Mike Parker December 9, 2011 at 9:44 am

Like the concept, but not too impressed with the design.


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