Not sure if this is the best message. I feel like the most likely reason your crotch area is hot is because you have some sort of chlamydia, and there’s that burning itch. Now you’re basically advertising to all in your vicinity the pulsating discomfort in your pubic region.
Okay, maybe I misread this Mobile Hot Spot T Shirt. If I look at it a different way it makes me laugh, because you’re telling all the ladies that your unit is the place to be, and that’s funny because units are such ugly turkey necks that it just seems that you get laid despite the package.
Donkey Tees has been trying to hook you up sexually for years. That’s a good friend.