Political T Shirts

Political T Shirts: I’m not big into politics, but I know some of you are, so here’s a collection of the best politics shirts you’re gonna find.

This story is true and again shows the effects of global warming, but, really, whats a little ice cube in the great big ocean tumbler. The bigger story is how the Russians are involved, and for that you have to get away from the biased media and follow the coverage on the only news outlet that really has no agenda:

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from The Huffington Post

“A federal judge overturned California’s gay-marriage ban Wednesday in a landmark case that could eventually force the U.S. Supreme Court to confront the question of whether same-sex couples have a constitutional right to wed.”

Read more on Prop 8 Overturned Gays Can Be as Miserable as Straights…


from Climate Progress

Dan Maes said a bike share program “converting Denver into a United Nations community.” Obviously, the dude dropped $5K on his custom mountain bike and is pissed that people are just riding all over Denver on loaners.

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This here is another super fantastic tshirt. The good ol’ Statue of Liberty has put on a few LB’s, and it’s easy to see why. Too much fried chicken. Too many desserts. And she never really gets any exercise. Kind of just stands there all the time. There’s probably not a better welcome to Ellis Island for foreigners trying to immigrate her than the super fat Ms. Liberty.

Read more on Fat America Statue of Liberty T-shirt…


Yep. That’s right Chelsea Clinton is getting married, so all you men hoping to woo President Clinton’s little darling, you’re out of luck. Go cry your eyes out in the closet and…Get. Over. It. The well-known beauty is marrying some investment banker named Marc Mezvinsky, who probably stole taxpayer money and old people’s retirements in the banking free for all we’re still suffering from. Or maybe he was one of the good ones…ha ha ha. Good ones…that’s a good one. Anyway, maybe Chelsea has a great personality, because she seems to have Hilary’s pastiness and Bill’s misshapen nose. Nonetheless, let’s celebrate for the couple as they scrape together a couple three million greenbacks to throw a suitable wedding.

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No one cares. No one will read the shit. Obama and his generals have no reason to worry. They’ll get their $60 billion in war funding. These leaks could have satellite imagery of civilian gramma sodomy by US Generals with full, unapologetic confessions and nothing would change. War Pigs have their way since the beginning of time. Oops. Did I just get political and sort of spill the beans on my beliefs about the War in Afghanistan.

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Biggie Smalls, Tupac Shakur, Jam Master Jay, and Eazy E. The historic icons of the rap scene, God rest all of their souls and their crazy skillz be praised and remembered with this fine monument lovingly carved in stone in North Dakota.

Read more on Mount Rapmore Tshirt…


Internet Kill Switch

by on June 19, 2010

Apparently, Biden is spending way too much time on his fantasy baseball team and his Calla Lily fetish (don’t ask!), so Obama is considering developing an Internet Kill Switch, which will enable him to pull the plug on Joe’s activities as well as strategic swaths of online connectivity across the country. Apparently, it has something to do with National Security.

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It’s the good old classic TWSS now at Nerdy Shirts as well. You cannot go wrong with this shirt because it is a guaranteed funny in any and all occasions. You left in to melt in the sun. That’s what she said. You bought the wrong one. That’s what she said. You stink like a dying rhino. That’s what she said. Your candy is too expensive. That’s what she said. That airplane is flying low. That’s what she said. Turn on the AC. That’s what she said. If that proud imbecile Sarah Palin becomes President I’ll move to Siberia. That’s what she said.

Read more on The Office That’s What She Said Tshirt…


Joe Biden is part live wire and part douche nozzle. Most politicians are the latter but the former…it depends. If you call bowing to the whims of Big Pharma and, generally, making it worse for most American’s because health care will be mandatory, then yes Joe, “this is a big fucking deal.”

Read more on This is a Big Fucking Deal Tshirt…

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Love the hovering Gandhi head, the bright pink lettering, and, of course, the message. After he got through with all that hairy nonviolent resistance to the British Empire, Gandhi figured he’d done all the heavy lifting he needed to accomplish in his lifetime. The rest of his time on Earth was devoted to spreading the message of chill.

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Nice juxtaposition of garish and stately, with the spread eagle neon lady enticing you to come and sell your soul for a little bit of that New New Deal this great country of ours offers. Pay the politicians pass the legislation or stall it, and reap the residual rewards.

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