Gaming T Shirts: Gamers delight as I review the tees

Gaming T Shirts: If it’s a shirt that has to do with gaming and it’s worth a damn, then it is reviewed here. Nerds!

Halo The Chiefs

by on May 11, 2011

Mashup between the Halo helmet and a football helmet, and I’m going to throw in the hockey movie called The Chiefs. Of course, I don’t think 604 Republic has a particular passion for the Kansas City football team, especially since they’re from Canada, but they probably know quite well that the Spartan super soldier dude that fights the bad guys in Halo is called Master Chief.

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The spread shot was the ultimate weapon in the NES version of Contra. Do you remember all you older gamer geeks? Am I right? I know I am because there’s a Contra Spread T Shirt and if there’s a shirt that means it was awesome.

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Halo Teabag T Shirt

by on April 30, 2011

Of course, you have seen this funny use of the Halo video game characters. The blue guy sitting on the red guys face. You can’t see the balls, but it’s implied that they are there. I wonder if the blue guy overpowered the dude or if the red guy passed out from downing too many vodka and tonics. Either way it’s hilarious and you need to get the Halo Teabag T Shirt in order to step up your cool quotient about 14%.

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Nostalgia T Shirt

by on April 29, 2011

Ah, remember the good old days. Let’s reminisce. There was the box of crayons. I had like the 8 or 16 pack and coveted that huge 64 crayon box that had a built in sharpener. Awesome. So many colors…so many options. But, alas, it was never to be. And, how about cutting out the paper men holding hands. Well, I never did that. I might have tried but that shit is hard, and you have to plan ahead because there’s a real trick to it. You have to fold the paper just right and cut in the perfect spots…too much rigamarole for me. I never played Nintendo so that controller means nothing to me. I did play analog tapes and made mixed tapes, so that speaks to me on a deep level. Everybody had some cookies at one point or other in their childhood, so that’s right on the money.

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If you’re into the Angry Birds you certainly love the four characters on this shirt, and, of course, know exactly what’s going on with the little blue bird and the slingshot. I suppose they’re going after some piggies or some such thing. If it’s not apparent, I have not played the game for fear of shirking all duties and sinking even lower in my life, which is already pretty low since I’m 40-years-old and living in my mother’s basement with much fear and trepidation.

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Never played the game myself, and I think I might be happy that I haven’t because everybody that has seems to have entered some alternate reality that includes sloughing off job duties, forgetting to feed the kids, dropping out of school, sucking wangs for more Angry Bird levels…oh wait, that doesn’t quite make sense but you know what I mean. All kinds of people young and old are playing this goofy little game, and having a hard time stopping because they want to get to the next level.

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Angry Birds T Shirt

by on April 27, 2011

This shirt isn’t necessarily a “funny t shirt” per se, but actually it is because those bird heads are funny. Cartoonish looking birds that are angry are always funny. Odd curled beaks, straight eyebrows, piercing eyes. Those are all good things, and that is why you need to get the Angry Birds T Shirt and laugh every time you put it on.

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Good Lord…another deal I have to research because I don’t play video games. Apparently, Mario just got his plunger (he’s a plumber you know) stolen by some robot/droid deal named Dalek and he’s trying to get it back. Okay, 27 seconds of research and I discover this is a mashup of the Super Mario game and there’s a group of robots in Dr. Who called Daleks, and they sort of look like they have one plunger sticking out of the front of them, so it’s only natural that a Dalek would try to steal a plunger from Mario to have a set.

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Hey, when you can’t play the XBOX it is basically a matter of life and death. There’s not much more disappointment in life than seeing those beautiful green rings turn red and your shit turn off permanently. All those achievements. All the hours. All that hard work to rise up in the ranks with your geeky buds across the Live globe. Gone.

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Undead Gamer T Shirt

by on April 17, 2011

Hey, who says you have to give up gaming when you die or even when you become part of the undead masses. You obviously do not, consider this shirt is a real photograph, taken of a real undead gamer. This is proof so go ahead and keep up your skills as long as you can because the after life or the undead life is also all about improving your skills and kicking ass.

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If you play the game that is referenced in this shirt with the little baby dragon and the big egg, then you will love that there’s a little dream here with all the horrible creatures and pitfalls that get in the way of being successful at the game. Obviously, I have no idea what this game is. Looks sort of like Super Mario Galaxy Dino Piranha, but I really don’t have the extra eight minutes it’s going to take me to randomly happen upon a good description of this game with pics, so I can match them up to what’s going on with this Bad Dreams T Shirt.

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Can someone help me out with this one? I think the GI Bullet T Shirt looks cool on its own without knowing any back story, but if I know Split Reason, then I know that there’s a story behind this. It’s part of a video game. It’s a mashup of some sort. I did my requisite 18 seconds of Internet research and could only find some GI Joe related things, like GI Joe’s friend GI Man, the human bullet. Dude was hooked up on a string and had a special metal helmet that made his head look like a bullet and he could blast through things.

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