Never played the game myself, and I think I might be happy that I haven’t because everybody that has seems to have entered some alternate reality that includes sloughing off job duties, forgetting to feed the kids, dropping out of school, sucking wangs for more Angry Bird levels…oh wait, that doesn’t quite make sense but you know what I mean. All kinds of people young and old are playing this goofy little game, and having a hard time stopping because they want to get to the next level.
Am I describing you? If I am you probably need to purchase the Official Angry Birds Addict T Shirt and admit to the world you have an issue…it’s the first step to recovery.
Then, you can apologize to all the people you have hurt over the years, because of your addiction, including Nerdy Shirts, from whom you did not buy enough shirts because you kept losing your jobs because of lack of productivity.