Drug T Shirts: Yay for drugs!

Drug T Shirts: Caffeine, marijuana, and the nasty stuff are featured on these mind-altering tees.

coffee wisdom speed energy t shirt Wisdom, Speed, Energy Coffee T Shirt from Snorg Teesbuy now button yellow Wisdom, Speed, Energy Coffee T Shirt from Snorg TeesCoffee is the great elixir. The benevolent drug. And that is why we have points, gamer style, applied to the beverage. +5 Wisdom because you are smarter when you drink coffee. The brain’s synapses are firing fast and hard. +9 Speed because everything you do and say is sped up by at least 35%…your mind and body is revving. +8 energy because you get up dead tired, drink that first cup and you’re ready to go, and if you start to lag in the afternoon, boom, cup a coffee and you’re back in the fast lane.

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cannabis all stars t shirt Bud Toker Cannabis All Star T Shirt from Red Bubblebuy now button yellow Bud Toker Cannabis All Star T Shirt from Red BubbleI have always liked the look of the Converse All Star patch logo on the side of the high tops. Looks real cool as do the shoes. So, of course, I’m a big fan of this Cannabis All Star T Shirt as well. I don’t do a lot of the weed smoking, but I can appreciate a pro pot shirt, if only for the subversive nature of it. It’s like a colorful, eye-appealing dissenting voice against the War on Drugs, and the incarceration of thousands and thousands of people for victimless crimes.

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thats right meths t shirt Thats Right Meths T Shirt from Pud Tees

The folks at Pud Tees are from the UK but living in Spain and they have really different looking tees than you normally see. For instance this That’s Right Meth’s T Shirt actually doesn’t make a lick of sense to me as a viewer from the US, but over there in Europe it’s probably the damndest funny thing you ever saw on cloth. But, that’s why I like this tee and many, many of the other over at Pud Tees. They are quite different. They’re quite odd. Half of them don’t make any sense, but they’re visually pleasing.

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marijuana is my natural high t shirt Marijuana is My Natural High T Shirt from T Shirt Hellbuy now button yellow Marijuana is My Natural High T Shirt from T Shirt HellI like this shirt. There are those commercials about getting a natural high from exercise, accomplishing goals, making art, or attaining professional status, and maybe having a loving family, but really those things are illusory and come and go like the wind, whereas marijuana is real and sustainable. It’s tangible. You can roll it in your hands. You can stuff it in the the bong. It will be there when you need it. It is a best friend, because lord knows you can’t trust humans to always be there for you. And it’s natural! Totally frickin’ natural! It should not be illegal.

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heisenbergs mobile cuisine the art of cooking Breaking Bad Heisenbergs Mobile Cuisine T Shirt from 604 Republicbuy now button yellow Breaking Bad Heisenbergs Mobile Cuisine T Shirt from 604 RepublicHave you ever seen the show Breaking Bad? Me neither, but apparently somebody has because there are about 46 trillion different Breaking Bad tee shirt designs floating around on this fine planet, including this Heisenbergs Mobile Cuisine T Shirt.

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possible band names eve 6 t shirt Possible Band Names Eve 6 T Shirt from Busted Teesbuy now button yellow Possible Band Names Eve 6 T Shirt from Busted TeesUm, if I think this band sux, does that mean I should like this shirt, because it sort of makes fun of their creative band naming process, and perhaps hints that a band that goes for Eve 6 as their name probably lacks that certain something in other bandly ways as well? That’s the way I’m going to take this Possible Band Names Eve 6 T Shirt.

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infinity people like coffee t shirt1 Infinity People Like Coffee T Shirt from Snorg Teesbuy now button yellow Infinity People Like Coffee T Shirt from Snorg TeesIsn’t that the truth!? I don’t touch the stuff because it aggravates my IBS, and it gives me the cold sweats, and an irregularly fast heart beat. But, it’s just me and Martha over there in Billings, MO that do not drink the java. Everyone else on this planet, and infinite planets in space, drink the caffeinated elixir. Many swear by it. Many can’t get through with out. Many feel invincible physically and mentally when they drink the stuff.

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laughter is the best medicine t shirt Laughter Is the Best Medicine T Shirt from T Shirt Hellbuy now button yellow Laughter Is the Best Medicine T Shirt from T Shirt HellWho is this rotund dude with the male pattern baldness the coat and marijuana tie and the clown nose. He’s spectacular whoever he is and he’s the unlikely spokesman for the Medical Marijuana Association. Dude is enjoying himself. He’s got a stethoscope and a big belly laugh. You can come over to his place any time and he’ll smoke you out. Dude also digs Cypress Hill more than any other musical band ever. Good taste.

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skip the cookies t shirt Skip the Cookies T Shirt from Baaad Santabuy now button yellow Skip the Cookies T Shirt from Baaad SantaHey, if you’re on the hook for millions of kids’ happiness every year, you’re gonna need a little somethin’ somethin’ to take the edge off. Am I right? And, if you’re a larger than life personality like Santa, a little weed or Valium is not enough. So, give him a break, and cut the cookies and milk crap. Leave him something that will really do him some good.

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instant human just add coffee t shirt Instant Human Just Add Coffee T Shirt from Snorg Teesbuy now button yellow Instant Human Just Add Coffee T Shirt from Snorg TeesWell how do you like that? Usually, you have instant milk, instant potatoes, instant coffee, and instant sea monkeys, but right here you have a Instant Human Just Add Coffee T Shirt. You see here’s what happens. People start to become dependent on injections of caffeine. That can’t get moving or motivated in the morning without their cup of coffee. They can’t make it to lunch without another. And, they can’t power through the afternoon doldrums without that power drink.

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greetings from albuquerque lets cook t shirt Breaking Bad Greetings From Albuquerque New Mexico Lets Cook T Shirt from Snorg Teesget this shirt orange button1 Breaking Bad Greetings From Albuquerque New Mexico Lets Cook T Shirt from Snorg TeesThis obviously is a Breaking Bad T shirt and that’s why it caught your eye. You’re a Breaking Bad fan, so when you see this Greetings From Albuquerque New Mexico Let’s Cook T Shirt, you think to yourself. Damn. I gotta have that tee. And, if that truly is the case, then you’re right. Get the tee. The show is awesome. The trailer is awesome. Albuquerque and surroundings is awesome. And cooking meth is supra coolio.

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lets all go to the party t shirt Lets All Go To The Party T Shirtget this shirt orange button1 Lets All Go To The Party T ShirtThis is a little twist to the old school intermission animation played in theaters in the 1950s: “Let’s all go to the lobby to ourselves a treat.”

Headline Shirts freshened it up a bit and is now celebrating the art of partying and the appropriate accoutrements, including cigarettes, 40 Ouncers, and, of course, a bag of weed. Please note the red cross. It’s medical grade. Someone has a condition. Those items are indeed the building blocks of a fine shindig, and you’d be wise to secure them for your next get together. Bonus points if you wear the Let’s All Go To the Party T Shirt as you’re providing the party with its lifeblood.

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