Wisdom, Speed, Energy Coffee T Shirt from Snorg Tees

by on February 20, 2012

Coffee is the great elixir. The benevolent drug. And that is why we have points, gamer style, applied to the beverage. +5 Wisdom because you are smarter when you drink coffee. The brain’s synapses are firing fast and hard. +9 Speed because everything you do and say is sped up by at least 35%…your mind and body is revving. +8 energy because you get up dead tired, drink that first cup and you’re ready to go, and if you start to lag in the afternoon, boom, cup a coffee and you’re back in the fast lane.

If you’re a gamer and a coffee drinker you need to have this Wisdom, Speed, Energy Coffee T Shirt, and you need to wear it all the time. Snorg Tees respectively requests that if you’re not willing to wear this shirt at least three times a week, then please don’t buy it. It’s that cool.

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