Skip the Cookies T Shirt from Baaad Santa

by on December 9, 2011

Hey, if you’re on the hook for millions of kids’ happiness every year, you’re gonna need a little somethin’ somethin’ to take the edge off. Am I right? And, if you’re a larger than life personality like Santa, a little weed or Valium is not enough. So, give him a break, and cut the cookies and milk crap. Leave him something that will really do him some good.

And don’t worry. The new sleigh technology makes it so Santa can be shit faced on cocaine, Vodka, pills, and I don’t even know what else (what is that in the baggie — glitter, sprinkles, Ecstasy crystals?), and still safely get to each and every household without incident. It shows him you’re looking out for him and really understand him. Plus, rumor has it you’ll get extra stuff from him if you really please him with the platter.

You can be sure when the shirt shop is called Baaad Santa that you’re in for some questionable holiday treats, and that’s exactly what you get with this Skip the Cookies T Shirt.

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