Instant Human Just Add Coffee T Shirt from Snorg Tees

by on November 21, 2011

Well how do you like that? Usually, you have instant milk, instant potatoes, instant coffee, and instant sea monkeys, but right here you have a Instant Human Just Add Coffee T Shirt. You see here’s what happens. People start to become dependent on injections of caffeine. That can’t get moving or motivated in the morning without their cup of coffee. They can’t make it to lunch without another. And, they can’t power through the afternoon doldrums without that power drink.

So, do you get it? Snorg Tees has gone and done this thing where you’re just a couple spoonfuls of powder or flakes or granules, and you must have an infusion of coffee drink before you assume your natural full shape and consistency. Let’s just hope that unlike all instant foods, you aren’t shitty.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Yolanda November 21, 2011 at 11:08 pm

Nice concluding line! Lets just hope that unlike all instant foods, you aren’t shity. Man, this site could talk me into buying anything. I love the funny!


Mike Parker November 22, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Yeah I agree. Great write up. Some of the best I’ve seen actually. Thanks!


joe November 22, 2011 at 6:09 pm

I know someone so addicted to coffee when he goes a day without it he gets severe headaches on top of his exhaustion. How long before the coffee industry declares it a drug and lobbies the gov’t to give it out via Medicare, Medicaid, VA, etc?


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