Isn’t that the truth!? I don’t touch the stuff because it aggravates my IBS, and it gives me the cold sweats, and an irregularly fast heart beat. But, it’s just me and Martha over there in Billings, MO that do not drink the java. Everyone else on this planet, and infinite planets in space, drink the caffeinated elixir. Many swear by it. Many can’t get through with out. Many feel invincible physically and mentally when they drink the stuff.
As far as manageable drugs go coffee is pretty excellent if your body can handle it, which is why I’m sort of jealous of the entire population, except for Martha, because they enjoy such a lovely beverage. This is why Infinity People Like Coffee T Shirt is perfect for just about everyone.
Snorg Tees put it out there in the Monday staff meeting. A mandate for 2012. We need to have a shirt that features both coffee and Facebook. It will appeal to 99.87% of all humans on Earth, and it will sell like nothing before. Mission accomplished.