
Hey, it’s coming down to this for a lot of people. The jobs keep disappearing. Nobody’s hiring. The bankers get richer and you’re stuck on unemployment, moving back into your parents basement. Now, you’re losing your self respect and things are starting to look a little dicey. What on earth are you going to do.
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Little play on words or wordplay as they say in the business. You see there’s this show called The Office, which is an American version of a popular British show. And, on that show, an actor by the name of Steve Carrell played a dude that used to say “That’s what she said,” after people would say stuff that could be twisted into a sexual meaning. For instance..
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It’s very important that us Earthlings remember those species that have gone before us. It’s a way to have a more rich, fulfilling life with perspective and grace. This includes remembering the dinosaurs. Those enormous creatures from the past that were killed of by a toxic pesticide created by corporations, so they could get to the evil place they are today, namely ruling the world to death. The dinosaurs stood in corporations’ way, but those evil kleptocrats put science to work in order clear the decks of those pesky gigantic (and somewhat smelly) animals.
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This must be the telegraph the Wright Brothers sent out after they finally got their flying machine in the air December 17 1903 in the village of Kitty Hawk. They told their father they got it up in the air and to tell the press. At least that’s what I think it says. The mimeograph of the telegraph is a bit blurry. Not quite like email.
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I’m the first to roll my eyes at the latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Tshirt, because watching those idiot turtles literally makes me want to explode the world. But, and this is a big “but” this particular shout out to Leonardo is somewhat brilliant. Get it? You have Leonardo Davinci’s most famous painting, Mona Lisa. And you have the blue masked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle named Leonardo. So, naturally, you have Mona’s nose wrapped in the blue mask and looking just like Leonardo the Ninja turtle.
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Seahorse, Octopus, stingray, and big old fish. These are very nice submarine shapes. Basically, allows you to go into enemy waters without anybody suspecting anything, although maybe seeing a 30-foot tall seahorse may cause some naval alerts in the more skittish countries, I think you’re still pretty much incognito in these fine vessels.
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Everything I Enjoy is Either Immoral, Fattening, Expensive, or Impossible T Shirt. That’s a pretty good line, and a tough realization. Of course, it’s the first step to recovery if you can admit that all the stuff you enjoy is either unattainable or bad for you, then you can move on and resolve yourself to be bored stuff for the next 65 years.
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