January 2011

Welcome back from Winter Break student suckers. What’s that tuition over at that Ivy League institution. $50/K per semester. Gonna take a while at that law firm to pay that back, then maybe once you hit dead even you can stop doing that soul sucking work and do something for positive change in this dying world. What about it? Meanwhile, do whatever it takes to get through the schooling. If you do whippets and Bacardi every night, while watching every game on the NBA Pass, then you probably have a better chance at passing if you just pick all the Cs in the multiple choice test. What kind of testing is this anyway? Who takes that type of test unless it’s some type of standardized bullshit? Anybody know? I’m obviously a third grade dropout and have no real idea how schooling works, especially in this day and age.

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It all starts with belief in yourself. You have to believe that when you start to imbibe the beers, the shots, and the glasses of wine that you are becoming awesome and that everybody wants to be around you as you become awesome. So what if you throw up in the backseat of someone’s car…they still want to be around you because you’re awesome.

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I just had sex and it felt so good is a Lonely Island song featuring Akon. You can see the video below. Be one of the first…oh wait…there’s already 24 million views. How about you can be the first on your block to have the I Just Had Sex and It Felt So Good T Shirt. That’s some braggin’ rights if you ask me.

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You can not go forward in life without remembering the past, otherwise you’re doomed to repeat mistakes and not REALLY MOVE FORWARD. That’s why we’re looking at this Nintendo 64 Gun Original Gangsta T Shirt. Remember what you learned when you shot poor little, badly animated creatures. Realize how much better the Wii is. Be thankful for the technology that drives forward better and better video gaming experience, while most cars remain in the 20s for miles per gallon. That my friend is technological priority. You can have orgasmic killing experience in your living room even as the Earth dies outside your window. That’s sweet and Busted Tees knows it.

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The holidays are over. Get back to work! But, first take a look at this little shirt.

We just ran the dog person shirt the other day. This is a very nice counterbalance. Also, very bizarro looking and that’s why, me, you and all your freak friends love it.

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Deez Teez, cheese, peas, knees, fees, bees, Lee’s (as in the corny jeans). Come on…everybody try it…the ees or eeze words are abundant and fun. I can not get enough of this rhyming business. Oh, and another thing, I just posted review of Deez Teez that will make you the smartest person in your burgeoning circle of friends. If  you want to feel superior to everyone around you at all times, because you have knowledge oozing out of your cerebral cortex, then you want to go ahead and read what I painstakenly put together just for you, my faithful reader. Now, back to my eese poetry.

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Deez Teez is sneaking up on me. They have been on my radar for quite a while. I’ve reviewed some of their shirts for my Tshirt of the Day blog, but I don’t think I’ve really given them the attention they deserve.

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Happy New Year! Let’s reflect on some things from the past year, including great TV programming that I did not watch.

Not everyone knows you’re a huge fan of Lost, but they should, and one way to remember the greatness of that TV show, and how you align with it is to wear a shirt that references the show in a “you have to watch the show to know what the hell Desmond is My Constant T Shirt means” way.

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Happy New Year! It’s the time for resolutions, and I think number one on your list should be “Stop Animal Testing.” Okay? Now, say it out loud to someone in your core group, so that they can hold you accountable. You’re going to do everything you can to stop animal testing, including wearing this Stop Animal Testing  T Shirt.

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