Five Finger Tees Reviewed

Five Finger Tees: They’re a steal and the designs are cool, and I review them as they release new ones each week.

This is a well-worded funny t shirt that I enjoy immensely. If you can’t read the entire thing it says:

One Ring to Rule Them All. Baggins Family Jewelers. The Largest Selection of Precious Jewelry in Middle Earth. Pretty clever. This Baggins Family Jewelers T Shirt is doubly nice because it reminds me of those corny local commercials for jewelry stores you see in every mid-size to large metropolitan area. One of the greatest fantasy books of all time combined with one of the corniest industries of all time. Perfect.

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It’s the shirt about the Dr. Who episode where if you blink the stone angel kills your ass. Scary. Watch the clip if you don’t believe me. Check out those fangs. My eyes are watering just thinking about this episode. Are you a Doctor Who fan? Did you see this one? What did you think? Is anybody going to answer my questions? Do I have to call my mom and my aunt and get them to start commenting on this blog? ‘Cuz I will you know.

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If you have students that are looking to get into the medical profession, they’re going to need to know anatomy backwards and forewards, and early in their career, if you even have a cursory knowledge of the human body, you can make a couple bucks tutoring.

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Kurt Russell and Kim Cattrall in Big Trouble in Little China from 1986. You know this one. It’s a classic. Wait? It wasn’t. Never heard of it. Me neither, but this Pork Chop Express T Shirt is worth having because Pork Chop is really fun to say and it’s a delicious food.

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This is a big burn. Everybody you see is going to feel burned. You’re going to be on fire burning people left and right and left and right and center. A movement may start against you because you are burning up the city. People are devestated. They can’t go on. They just read your Zombies Eat Brains So You’re Safe T Shirt and now they know their place. In fact, you may need to cover that thing up if there’s anyone you want on your side, otherwise you become the Lone Wolf. You drink alone. You walk alone. You drive alone.

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It’s pretty obvious why T Rex hates the pushups. Right? His arms are too short. Can’t even reach the ground without his face getting in the way. Yet, the PE teacher is still always making him try and then making him feel like an idiot when he can’t get one done. Sorta sad and the kind of thing that needs to remember if, as a species, we want to evolve into better caretakers of the creatures of the earth.

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Nice little idea for a pet store from the boys in Dumb and Dumber. If you remember how funny Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey were in this movie and how hot Lauren Holly was then you probably want this I Got Worms T Shirt.

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Here’s all the words on this special Rob Zombie-inspired shirt: Captain Spaulding World Famous Fried Chicken and Gasoline. It just tastes so damn good. Exit 13 Off Route 1 at Riggsville. If you’re a Zombie fan you have probably seen House of 1000 Corpses and know exactly what this Captain Spaulding Fried Chicken and Gasoline T Shirt is talking about. And if you know exactly that I’m pretty sure you’re feeling a tingle right now that’s telling you you probably should own this shirt. If I’m speaking truth then don’t hesitate, because the tingle always knows.

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Adam Sandler comedy movies are pretty absurdly terrible, so what’s wrong with me that I snicker when I watch the Bob Barker fight scene in Happy Gilmore. It’s ridiculous and terrible and hilarious. If you’re a fan with kind of crazy hijinx you’re probably going to need to pick the change from under the seat of your car and get this The Price is Wrong Bitch T Shirt.

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I’m going to tell you something right now that may come as a bit of a shock: war’s a bitch! Even the bad guys, like this Storm Trooper, have feelings. They bond with their co-evil killers. There’s love in the midst of the darkness, which is why war is never the answer. Well that’s not true, but it’s not a very good answer. Diplomacy, money laundering, and secret rebel killing is a much cleaner way to go, and the public relations is a breeze, because nobody has any idea that it’s going on.

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The question is who’s hatin’ on who? Yeah, Oscar is grouchy and unpleasant, but is that really hate or just general dislike for everything and everybody. Maybe it’s y’all given Oscar hell for being the Grouch. In other words….hating on him. Nah, you’re right this Haters Gonna Hate T Shirt is all about Oscar being a Hater and doing what he does best, which is hate.

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Okay, I watched the following video to come up some sort of something to write about this Fus Ro Dah T Shirt, because I had no idea. Apparently, Fus Ro Dah is like the ultimate weapon in Skyrim.

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