The Lord of the Rings Baggins Family Jewelers T Shirt from Five Finger Tees

by on February 9, 2012

baggins family jewelers t shirt The Lord of the Rings Baggins Family Jewelers T Shirt from Five Finger Teesbuy now button yellow The Lord of the Rings Baggins Family Jewelers T Shirt from Five Finger TeesThis is a well-worded funny t shirt that I enjoy immensely. If you can’t read the entire thing it says:

One Ring to Rule Them All. Baggins Family Jewelers. The Largest Selection of Precious Jewelry in Middle Earth. Pretty clever. This Baggins Family Jewelers T Shirt is doubly nice because it reminds me of those corny local commercials for jewelry stores you see in every mid-size to large metropolitan area. One of the greatest fantasy books of all time combined with one of the corniest industries of all time. Perfect.

Five Finger Tees did a real number on this one. I’m just delivering the good news to the masses.

Hey this isn’t a corny local commercial. What happened since I watched TV as a boy? This has gratuitous skin, suspense, and intrigue. Let me look a little further.

OK…this is pretty corny.

Even more corny…you always want a football player in uniform in your jewelry ad:

Fine acting by the dad in this one, starting at :23.

And here’s a LOTR to round out your video viewing pleasure:

Gollum Family Jewelers recently went out of business.

 

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Jared February 9, 2012 at 10:22 pm

Went out of busineezs? Your breaking my heart.

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