Zombies Eat Brains So You’re Safe T Shirt from Five Finger Tees

by on February 3, 2012

This is a big burn. Everybody you see is going to feel burned. You’re going to be on fire burning people left and right and left and right and center. A movement may start against you because you are burning up the city. People are devestated. They can’t go on. They just read your Zombies Eat Brains So You’re Safe T Shirt and now they know their place. In fact, you may need to cover that thing up if there’s anyone you want on your side, otherwise you become the Lone Wolf. You drink alone. You walk alone. You drive alone.

You walk into a town and people are shit scared but it doesn’t matter, ‘cuz you got the shirt from Five Finger Tees and the brains. Of course, if there really are zombies then you might be in trouble.

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