Busted Tees: NYC pumping out very fine pop culture shirts

Busted Tees is a fine funny t-shirt shop with loads of clever tees featuring pop culture and random stuff. Many BustedTees.com shirts have made Shirt of the Day.

Who doesn’t have fond memories of recess? Getting out of those smelly classrooms with the droning teachers and the creepy florescent lights. Squeaking chalk board. And the kid next to you is eating her boogers. The bell rings and you are released. At least for 30 minutes you can run free in the fresh air. Throw red rubber balls and your friends’ heads.

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Look at that fine fine tiered pricing over at Busted Tees. The more you buy, the more you save. Isn’t that just like the American Way we’ve all come to know and love, and will lose if we don’t fight for it. Wait, let’s not get all revolutionary right now. There’s too much funny on the line. Take advantage. Do it now!

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Man, when Marty McFly comes back to the home town after screwing some stuff up in the past, he really runs into some trouble with Biff, who is now rich beyond belief because he stole the sports almanac and the DeLorean, and gave the goods to his younger self to bet on games.

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This explains this Tecmo t-shirt better than I ever could. Basically, what you have here is the greatest football video game of all time with some hilarious Japanese touches, because the game was made by Nintendo, which happens to be a Japanese company. The ultimate bit of flair on this game was winning the Super Bowl and being called the Super Champion.

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Sweet. It’s Walter White morphing into Werner Heisenberg the alter ego. Did it totally sound like I knew what I was talking about there, because, this may come as a surprise, but I didn’t know at all. I’m clueless about television even if it is supposed to be one of the best shows ever. I like the idea that this story about a chemistry gone bad after being diagnosed with cancer is out there. I just don’t have the time or inclination to watch.

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With all the fake moon landing talk and the ending of the Space Shuttle program, sometimes someone somewhere needs to stand up and say they still believe. Is it you? If you, the first step is getting this I Still Believe in Outer Space T Shirt.

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Quite a random shirt, but very true. Maintenance is the essence of life in terms of keeping yourself fed, sheltered, and your pubic hair well trimmed. There’s never a time in life where you can relax on any of this stuff and say I don’t need to maintain any more, unless, of course, you just give up like your Uncle Ron. Then, it’s pretty much game over. He’s saving a ton of time, but the bed sores are killing him.

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Is this like blue flame. It’s like the biggest blue flame you’ve ever seen. Some 350 pound dude with a scraggly beard and greasy hair decides to eat lard burritos ’til he’s over-full for two entire days straight. Then he gets a sweet Zippo lighter and gives his sister a flip cam, and, kaboom, epic blue flame…so epic he calls it Blue Sun. Maybe the corporation part comes later as he leverages the massive Youtube popularity into cold, hard, advertising dollar cash, which, smartly, he reinvests in a corporation trying to bottle a synthetic version of the explosive gas he produced out of his anus that fateful evening when he went all in.

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Hey, you gotta like wordplay like this Irish I Were Drunk T Shirt. Right? Plus, it’s always good to be in that kind buzz drunk phase. The trick is easing into that place and staying in that place, rather than pushing too hard and going to throwing up on your mom’s parole officer, room spinning drunk. I admire that can pull off good moderate drunks and still wake up in the morning 85% or more functional. That’s a real skill.

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What a random movie to make a shirt about. That baseball furies gang is super creepy with the bats, face paint and uniforms.  What else to say about this Furies T Shirt? I really don’t know. Obviously, if you like the cult classic movie you’re going to be interested in purchasing the shirt from Busted Tees.

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What a cute little shirt. Rainbow. Sun. Cloud. Wait what does that say? Oh my, that’s not cute at all. Ew…look at those colors. Whoever heard of an orange and black rainbow. This Eat Shirt T Shirt is terrible. Sorry, I was just imagining a friend of your mother coming up to you and experience an entire wide range of emotions from delight to disgust as she figures out what this shirt from Busted Tees says.

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This either speaks to the fact that you have to carve out about 3 and half hours to play a full game of monopoly, which becomes pretty dang monotonous. Or it may be nice social commentary: every bit of news that comes out about Wall St. is the same ol’ same ol’. Politicians in the pockets of bankers, and bending to every whim. If there are more than a dozen straight shooters on the Hill I’m flabbergasted, because to me it seems like nearly all of them are crooked.

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