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rebloodlican vs democrip t shirt Rebloodlican Vs. Democrip T Shirt

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I think the parties put on good pre-election theater, and petty house quarrels to keep up appearances, but they all serve the same master at the end of the day, and that is not we the people. Oh wait, it is actually, because corporations are people, so, in fact, the elected and paid off officials on the Hill are working with the best interests of People Inc. in mind.

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at at cone t shirt AT AT Walker Cone T Shirt

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You hate to think about cutting the balls off an All Terrain Armored Transport but you don’t want the sperm being spread willy-nilly and irresponsibly so that there’s a ton of baby AT AT Walkers wandering around uncared for. I mean you’d think it was a different story for a machine, but this is highly advanced technology…I mean it was in Star Wars.

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PILF T Shirt

by on July 1, 2012

PILF t shirt PILF T Shirt

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For all you that haven’t seen American Pie where MILF (Mother is Lookin’ Fine) first hit the world’s consciousness, then let me give you a clue as to what PILF means. Pie is lookin’ fine. No joke. That’s where were at in this world. You can feel free to be scared or encouraged right now. I prefer to be encouraged that people are being transparent with this stuff now. I personally have never understood putting food on a pedestal, so it’s not my deal. And tell the world about it with this design from Banished Shirts.

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macgyvers auto repair t shirt MacGyvers Auto Repair T Shirt

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“You bring the gum and we’ll fix it.” It’s funny that MacGyver’s little shop does not have gum. I mean it looks like they have the toilet paper, Swiss Army knife, and fork, so it’s odd that they require the owner of the car in need of repair to BYOG. Hey, it’s really not my place to question MacGyver. He’s basically the second coming.

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see what happened was t shirt See What Had Happened Was T Shirt

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The big excuse t shirt from Banished Shirts. If you’ve been caught doing something bad and you have to fess up, there’s no better way to break the ice than wearing this tee. Fucked up at work. Put this tee on and boldly walk into your bosses office. Cheated on your girlfriend. This is the shirt to wear when it’s time to tell her. Broke your friends prized possession while she was on vacation, this is the apparel of choice for when you spill the beans.

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Got Drunk T Shirt

by on June 30, 2012

got drunk t shirt Got Drunk T Shirt

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This is the very last time I’m going to allow any messaging that starts with “Got.” It’s played out, since every corporation and then every local corny small business used it in their advertising for the last 32 years or however long it was since Got Milk dropped. However, Got Drunk? kinda slaps the whole concept in the face, so that’s why I’m letting it pass. Ah seeing double…always the best part of tying one on as Banished Shirts well knows.

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allergic to assholes t shirt Allergic to Assholes T Shirt

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A lot of time when you’re allergic to something, the best thing to do is stay away from it. If you’re allergic to assholes, don’t touch them, don’t sniff them, don’t stick your thumb up your own. Oh wait…maybe Banished Shirts is talking about people that are assholes. I guess same rules apply. I like how this is in pink and looks like some collegiate sports shirt. Nice misdirection there. Just don’t wear this around the kids. Grandma yes.

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Its a mammoth the first microscope t shirt Its a Mammoth The First Microscope T Shirt from Banished Shirtsbuy now button yellow Its a Mammoth The First Microscope T Shirt from Banished ShirtsI love this one. You got the guy up in the tree trying out the new technology, and his partner in the endeavor waiting and hoping down below. I’m sure he’s ecstatic, when his bud staring through the contraption can see that the creature is, indeed, a mammoth.

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lobbyists t shirt Lobbyists Conducting Legal Corruption Since 1869 T Shirt from Banished Shirtsbuy now button yellow Lobbyists Conducting Legal Corruption Since 1869 T Shirt from Banished ShirtsI like this Lobbyists Conducting Legal Corruption Since 1869 T Shirt because it cuts right to the heart of all that is wrong with the United States. Capitalism is a great thing, until there’s complete de-regulation and the Corporations are left to their own devices to determine right and wrong . And, that, I’m afraid, doesn’t work at all, because corporations have no hearts, souls, and minds. Rather they are automatons working to forever boost the stock price for shareholders, which is an absolutely unsustainable system.

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bird is the word t shirt Bird is the Word T Shirt from Banished Shirtsbuy now button yellow Bird is the Word T Shirt from Banished ShirtsOf all the Bird is the Word T shirts out there this Bird is the Word T Shirt from Banished Shirts is definitely my favorite. Very nicely done. Very appealing to the eye. And, of course, you can never have too much celebration of one of the finest and weirdest songs in the history of music. Basically, that thing came out of nowhere in the early days of rock ‘n roll and The Trashmen’s classic has stood the test of time. Obviously.

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When I think of Banished I get the thought of exile in my mind. Like if you wear Banished Shirts you will be exiled to a really horrible place…like some spot in rural Arkansas or something. Using the word banished in your name really puts people in the frame of mind that they’re probably breaking the law just perusing the catalog. And, maybe they are.

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