A lot of time when you’re allergic to something, the best thing to do is stay away from it. If you’re allergic to assholes, don’t touch them, don’t sniff them, don’t stick your thumb up your own. Oh wait…maybe Banished Shirts is talking about people that are assholes. I guess same rules apply. I like how this is in pink and looks like some collegiate sports shirt. Nice misdirection there. Just don’t wear this around the kids. Grandma yes.