January 2011

This is a funny shirt. We have a braggart on our hands, but it’s a very realistic braggart. The shirt doesn’t just say Unstoppable, which would be hyperbole and unbelievable and, perhaps, a bit off-putting. It’s also a fairly recent movie with Denzel Washington, the trailer, of which, I’ve helpfully added to the bottom of this post.

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You don’t see many ringer tees from Snorg Tees, but this is one, and it is terrific. You want to get all the uncomfortable stuff out of the way when you’re cruising bars or cruisin’ the boulevard looking for chicks. There’s always that trepidation…well he’s cute but is he single or married or with someone, and then, if he is single, is he clean, disease free, not dangerous to have an intimate encounter with. Once there’s that doubt it just makes it that much harder to hook up.

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Get your Adam Sandler fix right here. This is from the movie Billy Madison but I cannot find a clip referencing it, so I apologize for that failure on my part. On the other hand…you know Billy Madison backward and forward because you’ve watched 83 times in your mom’s basement just like I have so, all you really need to know is that Busted Tees is selling this Knibb High Football Rules T Shirt, and you need to buy it pronto.

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This shirt doesn’t really have anything to do with football, but since I’m in Wisconsin and the Packers just beat the Bears on Sunday to punch their ticket to the Super Bowl, I thought I’d bring up the fact that the football Bears are no longer a threat to anybody. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

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What you have here is one of the best types of combo shirts you can find. Science and wordplay. Doesn’t get any better than that. Of course, the science comes in identifying solid, liquid and gas as matter, and the wordplay is in the “they all matter” line, as if we’re giving every state of water a ribbon just for participating.

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This is a nice little tip of the cap to one of the best movies ever Office Space directed by Mike Judge and released in 1999…holy shit…that movie is already 11 or 12 years old. My god I’m getting old.

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This is a nice little use of the green light theme that the comic and the recent movie, Green Lantern, conjures. Of course, the Green Lantern logo is in the green light, but I also like the twisted bits in the yellow and red lights. Stop, Caution, and Go the green lantern way. You, obviously, can tell that I have no idea what I’m talking about, but the Green Lantern Stop Light T Shirt is so cool it doesn’t matter. The design sells itself, especially to fans of the character.

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Nice use of wordplay here. Way to take a stupid, trite saying and turn back on itself. Of course, I probably don’t really agree that medicine is the best medicine, especially when said medicine is a pill bottle. Drugs are rarely the right way to go when you need to heal. They attack symptoms not root causes, and that’s missing the point in the big way, not to mention all of the work your body has to do processing the shit in the drugs. Your liver has to work extra hard…your kidneys…and your sacroiliac. And you never want to overwork your sacroiliac.

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You’re probably wondering why this Xmas T shirt now. You’re probably just now getting over the hustle and bustle of the holidays and trying to settle into 2011 and getting back into the groove. Well, you can’t ever forget about being on the right side of the Santa ledger by being more nice than naughty. It’s a good message to carry with you throughout the year. Maybe I’ll do a Christmas T Shirt review every month. I mean Snorg Tees makes this It’s the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer T Shirt available January through December, so why shouldn’t I talk about it all the time.

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You cannot have too much Harry Potter schwag in your household, no matter what your age. That’s how good the books are. So, go ahead and get the posters, banners, wands, the full DVD set, the book set with the special and convenient case, the HP Clue game, action figures, and, of course, this Harry is My Homeboy T Shirt. It has been THE cultural touchstone of the last 15 years. It is not something you can resist no matter how you try. Can you even believe there’s still one more magnificent movie left in the series. What a great thing to look forward to this summer. And, this is the perfect shirt to wear to that midnight showing, unless, of course, you’re dressing up as Hagrid or Dumbledore or even Harry himself with the scarf glasses and wand.

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Octopi T Shirt

by on January 24, 2011

I love this shirt. Great wordplay and math reference. What more could you possibly want? There is nothing else, which is why everyone who buys this shirt will feel an immediate and total completion. You will feel whole and evolved and almost like a god when you wear Octopi T Shirt.

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Man this shirt makes me feel stupid. I feel like I’d have to take a semester of molecular biology just to get it. I know enzymes help digest food, but I suppose there’s probably a ton more types of enzymes, including those that are related to the study of DNA and figuring out a human’s genes. I do not know what I’m talking about, and I’m afraid my standard 29 second Google search will not alleviate my ignorance. Okay. Okay. I’ll give it a shot.

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