Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Let’s go through this Things My Computer is Better At Than Me T Shirt. The computer is better at spelling, math, storing data, but you’re better at kickboxing. At least I hope you’re better than your computer at kickboxing, because if you weren’t either you have the most awesomest computer ever or you’re completely and utterly useless on a physical level.

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Hey, this is what Star Wars would look like in fuedal Japan. You have your traditional garb, and Katana’s with lasers, and a dispute over someone’s honor, perhaps involving land, chickens, or a bowl of rice. This Light Katana T Shirt is good lookin’. Don’t you agree? The nice Japanese black and white stylings, coupled with the neon colored swords. I enjoy this tee quite a bit, so I must say something heartfelt right now:

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You see this is good advice and wouldn’t be really that funny, because it’s just wisdom, but the kicker is the letters tail off at the end, meaning the person that is telling you to plan ahead didn’t plan ahead while designing the shirt. Loser. If you know those that think they know everything, but their lives are in shambles, then you need to dance around them with this Always Plan Ahead T Shirt. Make to do a lot of pelvic thrusting. It will be a subtle message to get their shit together.

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If you want to get all science geek on us, you can wear the Technically The Glass is Always Full T Shirt, the next time you anticipate being asked if you are a glass half full or glass half empty person. Don’t ask me how in the hell you’re going to know if you’re going to be asked that question as you choose your outfit for the day. Maybe the plan is to go to your least favorite Aunt’s house, and it just so happens that she asks you that very question EVERY TIME YOU SEE HER.

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Bruce Campbell did the deed in the Evil Dead movies, and that’s why he has his own King Ash Playing Card T Shirt. Man, he really got worked over in those movies. Beat, burned, stabbed, crushed, and scared out of his wits. Poor Ashley ‘Ash’ J. Williams. Yet, he came out of it stronger than ever and looking super handsome. That is the kind of mojo you’re celebrating when you wear this shirt from Snorg Tees.

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Boy is this the truth. Fun size my skinny white wrist. Those tiny bite-sized morsels are depressing. But, that’s not really what I’m hear to talk about. What I really want to say is that this Less Candy is Not Fun T Shirt is a revelation. Why? Because it’s the perfect funny Halloween t shirt to wear while you’re trick-or-treating. The humor of the shirt will help smooth over the issue of you being 21 and still asking for candy from your parents neighbors. You have been thinking you might be too old for seven years, and haven’t really done anything about it, and the embarrassment has sort of escalated. But now, you have the shirt that will make people laugh and they’ll be happy to give you awesome full size candy bars.

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This is a very fine wordplay with supporting art work. It’s one of the best funny zombie t shirts I have seen and it makes me laugh every time I look at it. I like that he still has the powdered wig and that he’s looking back, and that he’s missing part of a finger as he plays the piano. Do you like the Zombie Mozart is Decomposing T Shirt?

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I prefer to think that the designer of this The Time is Now Pigs Fly T Shirt is an astute historian that stumbled upon mesages of great people of the past that spoke of this great country of ours, saying things like “bankers will take control of the world and blow up the United States with all kinds of dirty dealings, and not a single one of them will suffer a perp walk…when pigs fly.”

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I do not get this. I’m on a computer all day every day. I live in my mom’s basement. I’m a hardcore Internet user, but I have no clue what this means. But, in the interest of doing the heavy lifting, so my readers can enjoy the fruits of my labor, I will go and figure out what this Security Check Captcha FML T shirt means. Hold tight.

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I think, basically, that these shirt designers are scared of their feelings for unicorns. I think they have deep-seeded desires to touch a unicorn, ride a unicorn, and comb a unicorn’s mane that they go the other way with the designs and make them absolutely ridiculous. Like…yeah, I did a unicorn design check it out. Ridiculous, right? Unicorns are stupid, but everybody loves them so I put them on my designs, so they will sell.

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Those killer whales are doing a high flipper five, because they just ate a dolphin that had wandered from the pod, and as they were consuming that lovely animal they came upon a grandfather and grandson fishing in a row boat, so they tipped that and ate some more. That for sure is worthy of an out of water, twisting high five. And, to remember the good times you should also wear the Killer Whales Killer T Shirt. Am I right?

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail deserves 1,006 shirts dedicated to it, and this I Fart In Your General Direction T Shirt is certainly a good one. Worthy of the spectacular movie. This line comes in a lengthy put down crafted by a Frenchman from the top of a castle to the seekers of the Holy Grail below.

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