Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Ohiya seems to be a site that offers t-shirts with this ridiculously cute characters designed by artist Jason Tharp. Apparently, the thing is that you wear these and you automatically make friends. Why? Because, who can ignore you when you’re wearing bunny  and mouse zombies. In fact, Ohiya’s tagline is “The Art of Making Friends.”

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We have all eaten a crayons or 9 in our lives, while pretending each color had a corresponding flavor. And we’ve all crapped them out two days later. And, we’ve all stuck them in our anuses. And, and…we’ve all done that thing with the cat and the tail. Never mind, biting the top end of the crayon is just the tip of what happens with crayons and kids and that’s why this Taste the Rainbow T Shirt is funny. It totally reminds people of bestiality and that’s happy fun times right there.

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Hey, this is what Star Wars would look like in fuedal Japan. You have your traditional garb, and Katana’s with lasers, and a dispute over someone’s honor, perhaps involving land, chickens, or a bowl of rice. This Light Katana T Shirt is good lookin’. Don’t you agree? The nice Japanese black and white stylings, coupled with the neon colored swords. I enjoy this tee quite a bit, so I must say something heartfelt right now:

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You see this is good advice and wouldn’t be really that funny, because it’s just wisdom, but the kicker is the letters tail off at the end, meaning the person that is telling you to plan ahead didn’t plan ahead while designing the shirt. Loser. If you know those that think they know everything, but their lives are in shambles, then you need to dance around them with this Always Plan Ahead T Shirt. Make to do a lot of pelvic thrusting. It will be a subtle message to get their shit together.

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If you want to get all science geek on us, you can wear the Technically The Glass is Always Full T Shirt, the next time you anticipate being asked if you are a glass half full or glass half empty person. Don’t ask me how in the hell you’re going to know if you’re going to be asked that question as you choose your outfit for the day. Maybe the plan is to go to your least favorite Aunt’s house, and it just so happens that she asks you that very question EVERY TIME YOU SEE HER.

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I like the style of Tuesday Tees. Let me tell you why. First I like the name. I don’t know if there’s a Twitter phenomenon with hash tag TuesdayTees, but if there is Tuesday Tees is smart to capitalize by naming their company after it. If there isn’t a thing on Twitter, then there will be, because this funny shirt outfit has some terrific tees, which I’ll get into later.

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This shirt is so good I don’t know what to do with myself. Yeah, it might be a little distasteful, because the US and friends have been on a tear just killin’ the shit out of terrorists and dictators, which might not be quite the road we really want to go down in terms of bloodlust and powers-that-be choosing who’s arbitrarily dying, but…it’s funny when the next on the hitlist is a shitty Canadian teeny bopper phenomenon like Justin Bieber.

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If you enjoyed the series or the movie, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the it’s probably a no brainer that you pick up this very fine 42 The Meaning of Life T shirt. If you haven’t read the book or watched the movie, then you just were slapped right upside the head with a spoiler and I apologize greatly for that. But, really, the movie released in 2005 and the series was published between 1979 and 1992, so, really, I’m well within my rights in terms of putting 42 out there as the answer to “life, the universe, and everything” without justified blow back from the chronically late.

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This is a nice little mashup of very dramatic epic film and a goofy Christmas flick that is pretty funny. The combination makes for a great little T Shirt.

You get it right?

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I like this a lot. This vampire looks to the positive and never drops his head. So what if he can’t ever see sunlight, and he winds up killing everybody he loves. There are still great things about the life of a vampire, like you have really long and pointy canines. And super greasy hair. I mean so greasy it’s cool. Plus, let’s not forget you can turn into a bat.

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Bruce Campbell did the deed in the Evil Dead movies, and that’s why he has his own King Ash Playing Card T Shirt. Man, he really got worked over in those movies. Beat, burned, stabbed, crushed, and scared out of his wits. Poor Ashley ‘Ash’ J. Williams. Yet, he came out of it stronger than ever and looking super handsome. That is the kind of mojo you’re celebrating when you wear this shirt from Snorg Tees.

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Boy is this the truth. Fun size my skinny white wrist. Those tiny bite-sized morsels are depressing. But, that’s not really what I’m hear to talk about. What I really want to say is that this Less Candy is Not Fun T Shirt is a revelation. Why? Because it’s the perfect funny Halloween t shirt to wear while you’re trick-or-treating. The humor of the shirt will help smooth over the issue of you being 21 and still asking for candy from your parents neighbors. You have been thinking you might be too old for seven years, and haven’t really done anything about it, and the embarrassment has sort of escalated. But now, you have the shirt that will make people laugh and they’ll be happy to give you awesome full size candy bars.

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